Thief Simulator 2

even tho this game is almost the same piece of ♥♥♥ soaked cleaning sponge, in my opinion its much more enjoyable and much less broken... the point of the game is exactly what you would expect, the story is worse than being tied down to a table by some elderly people, then having four shovels, 6 rakes and 2 adult cats violently forced up your ass, tho surprisingly the game didnt get as boring as the first game, in my 100% completion run i havent seen that much bugs (i have seen lots of them but compared to the first game its like finally seeing your father after 12 years after he told you hes going out to buy milk but in reality he ran away with some venezuelan ♥♥♥ bucket ♥♥♥♥♥), there are two cars, one is a pickup you start with and you manually throw the big items in the back, which means you can steal like 20 of them with good enough space management, then there is a sports car which you can buy after some progress (a big upgrade compared to the first games child molester kidnapping van you could buy imported staight from epstein island, just so you could go steal some fucing toy boxes that you cant even sell afterwards from a heavily guarded industrial factory) the car is really fast but you cant put ♥♥♥♥ in it so its kinda pointless if you wanna steal big items, i feel like they made the pda and laptop hacking a lot worse, longer and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying but i dont mind since you wont even see it that much (in the first game you see it so often that you start to go crazy, show signs of severe schizophrenia and start throwing boulders and rocks around your house) they upgraded the ability tree, added the ability to knock out people or even drive over them, they also added jail which is an interesting addition but gets annoying real quick, it feels like a walk thru disneyland while cosplaying ariel with a 3 feet long dildo in your mouth that just slows down progress, i can literally pry open the door and escape in under 6 seconds, they also added fun items like methaphetamine, used bongs, weed bags, coke bricks etc. (im 100% serious they actually added that) the game feels much more fun, rewarding and less broken than the first crusty ass piss mop of the first game, if you liked thief simulator or are considering buying a game from the franchise, i feel like this one is the better choice overall 7.69 out of 10