The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is the definitive version of a game that somehow manages to make doing absolutely nothing feel like an adventure. The narrator is easily the best part. Every decision you make — and every decision you refuse to make — becomes an opportunity for the game to mess with you. The writing is hilarious, clever, and constantly aware that you're playing a video game. Ultra Deluxe adds even more content, and somehow it manages to surprise you despite the original already being famous for its twists. The game constantly plays with player choice, expectations, and the idea of what a "game" is supposed to be. It's funny, bizarre, occasionally existential, and genuinely creative. You can finish it in a few hours, but there are so many different paths and ridiculous things to discover that replaying it is half the fun. **10/10 — I was told to follow instructions. Naturally, I did the exact opposite.**

The game is pretty unique but I honestly don't get the point of the game, unless it's about either following the narrator to the letter or disobeying him. Still I had fun disobeying the narrator. I give the game a 7/10

Сел поиграть «на вечерок», а в итоге залип так, что не заметил, как выбил абсолютно все достижения. Все. До единого. И знаете что? Ни на секунду не было ощущения, что это гринд или рутина. Каждая ачивка — это маленькая история, отдельный прикол, отдельный «а что будет, если я сделаю ЭТО». Игра буквально провоцирует тебя тыкать во всё подряд, ломать четвёртую стену вместе с рассказчиком и ржать в голос. При этом по часам я в ней провёл совсем немного — ну правда, это не та игра, где ты сидишь 80 часов. Но за это короткое время она дала мне столько эмоций, сюрпризов и моментов «ДА ЛАДНО, ТАК МОЖНО БЫЛО?!», что иные проекты на сотню часов не дадут. Плотность контента и идей на минуту геймплея тут просто запредельная. И самое крутое — я до сих пор не уверен, что видел ВСЁ. Уже выбив ачивки, я ловлю себя на мысли: «А если в том коридоре свернуть не туда? А если подождать ещё дольше? А если НЕ нажимать кнопку?» Так что нет, полка с этой игрой для меня не закрыта. Буду возвращаться, копать новые концовки, искать пасхалки, которые точно пропустил. Рассказчик явно ещё не всё мне сказал.

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i think its called meta humor very amusing

当下的记忆为此停留，期待下一个十年的全成就。史丹利来到更大的世界，走着瞧~

Maybe everything is a bucket

Cara, eu gostei tanto desse jogo q comecei a jogar por volta de 1 da manhã, só pra testar, e acabei jogando até umas 4 e tive q parar por causa do sono extremo já, hahaha. Eu tinha visto falar dele em algum lugar, sobre esses jogos fora da caixa, peguei em alguma promoção e fiquei empurrando com a barriga pra começar a jogá-lo. Enfim, eu zerei recentemente o Gears 5 e resolvi colocar esse pra ver qual era... E o jogo me prendeu absurdamente, acho q foi o jogo de escolhas mais interessante q já joguei, eu gostei muito de Detroit Become Human (e outros do gênero narrativa interativa), esse não é bem esse gênero, mas to fazendo a comparação por causa das escolhas q vc tem q fazer... Não vou falar muito mais pq pra quem se interessar, não quero dar muito spoiler, nem recomendo q veja muito do vídeo abaixo de primeiro contato meu, se vc está aqui pra ver qual é a do jogo, vê só o iniciozinho pra não pegar spoiler, pra ver se a gameplay te agrada, e se vc ta aqui por causa da GTX 1060, abaixo eu falo mais sobre a parte técnica. Sobre a parte técnica, joguei em: GTX 1060 3Gb EVGA i5-12400 16 (2x8) DDR4@3200Mhz SSD O jogo já abriu em 4k com tudo no máximo, eu deixei pra ver como ele ia se comportar e ele rodou muito bem em 4k a 60 fps, só q em momentos q eu sentia q o jogo tava carregando alguma coisa, o fps caia até q essa coisa terminasse de carregar... No início do jogo não me incomodava tanto, mas foi chegando em partes onde isso começou a me incomodar e mudei pra 1080p (ia mudar pra 1440p, mas por algum motivo o jogo só oferecia 1440p em versão de 30hz, ai prefiro jogar 1080p com 60hz. Mas, o q interessa é q, ele rodou em 4k com esses problemas pontuais, e depois q eu mudei pra 1080p não senti mais os problemas de carregamento, o jogo realmente ta muito bem otimizado, tudo bem q o gráfico dele não é espetacular, mas rodar praticamente de boa na 1060 de 3gb em 4k? Pra mim isso é um feito e tanto. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKCvqwerkAE