Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.
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Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 1/day in the week to Aug 27 → 1.43/day in the week after.
About
A time to love, and a time to hate; a time for war, and a time for [just one more murder…] -Ecclesiastes 3:8
Huzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of innocent people have been murdered! But it's not all good news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your clutches, and you have been tasked with the mission of finding him...
Your journey will take you through a richly detailed landscape built from hundreds of different Renaissance paintings. You will steal a ship, feed a donkey, compete in a talent contest, assist an inept street magician, sing, dance, play the (magic?) flute, poke a man's face, hunt for treasure and have a chat with Our Lord God Almighty... But will you find Heavenly Peter? And if you do, how will you take your revenge!?
Pointing and Clicking – A traditional point and click interface, with a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple inventory from which you can drag and drop your preciously hoarded items.
Renaissance Artwork – Paintings by Rembrandt, Botticelli, Michelangelo and many more are brought together into one consistent world, in a way that is also as sympathetic as possible to the original works.
Classical Music – a soundtrack selected to fit with the style of the artwork. Music from classical composers such as Vivaldi, Bach and George Frideric Handel will accompany you on your journey.
Standalone Story – The Procession to Calvary is set in the same world as Four Last Things, but its story can be played independently.
Optional Murder – You will be equipped with a sword. This will become useful in a number of different situations, but you will be strongly discouraged from using it on people. Ignoring this advice – and murdering anyone who stands in your way – will serve as a useful method of skipping any puzzles you don't like. But be warned; your actions might come back to haunt you...
Nonsense – A style of humour reminiscent of the surreal, anarchic comedy of Monty Python. Lofty subject matter is treated with refreshing flippancy. Gags about butts are taken very seriously. But rest assured, while some of the jokes may be ridiculous, the puzzles make perfect sense! (or at least adhere to a consistent internal logic)
Moments of Surprising Profundity – Actually, no... Don't read too much into it.
Special thanks to SUPERHOT PRESENTS, whose support made this project possible.
Sums Steam only; PlayStation, GOG, Epic, Nintendo publish no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
SteamYou are here | $9.99 | 1.6Kreviews | 97% | — | $186.6K |
| $14.99 | 319ratings | 94% | — | not modelled | |
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Reviews
Themes across 131 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
挺黑色幽默的
The game is just as fun and humorous as its predecessor, but this time there's a lot more to interact with and explore. One of my favorite aspects is the variety of unique interactions and choices that let you approach situations in your own way, with some of them even affecting the story and the ending. That said, some of the puzzles can be quite challenging if you don't pay attention to the dialogue. The game encourages you to interact with the environment and carefully observe the clues around you in order to find the solutions. Overall, it's still an incredibly enjoyable and memorable experience, especially if you're a fan of point-and-click adventures and bizarre dark humor.
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For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 24 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 9 places towards #1, and the 2,404 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Portuguese - Brazil, Japanese, Traditional Chinese
| $2.99−70% |
| 23ratings |
| 76% |
| #237 |
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| $9.99 | — | — | — | not modelled |
| $4.49−70% | — | — | — | not modelled |
Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Hours played at review time, across 131 reviews with recorded playtime.
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Corto pero muy divertido. Mención especial a la traducción al castellano, se toma algunas libertades pero como adaptación es de las mejores que vi.
this is the best off a whim buys ive ever bought i think everyone needs to experience this game
[LAlalala lalala lalaLA] Bravo! Super fun point-and-click based on animated renaissance paintings. Choices have consequences, and all interactions are awesome. Appreciate the devil butt <3 <3 <3
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This is the most interesting game i have played in 2026. i will ask trump to give you 100m dollars
Beautiful, BEAUTIFUL game.
Certaines énigmes j'ai vraiment dû m'aider d'un guide, c'est vraiment pas toujours intuitif. Mais le jeu est toujours fun, bien écrit, et le fait que ce soit une trilogie rend chaque jeu trop satisfaisant. Par contre ce jeu est gore, contrairement aux autres qui sont plutôt obscènes. #GirlPower #madewithunity
love the art realy good game
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