The Culling Of The Cows

An okay timewaster.

Found this unplayed in my library, and it's pretty good i'd say. It's fairly difficult (unless it's not and I just have a skill issue) and fine to play occasionally. It's not for everyone, and I do not recommend sitting through the whole game, as it can get repetitive fast. I attempt 1-2 levels every couple of days and that's all i need.

Не знаю почему нытики накрутили отзывов до "Смешанные". Дико угарная игра с черным юморком. Из минусов прям существенных это то, что играть слишком легко (если не хотите получать медали), мало достижений и короткое прохождение. Я за 6 часов прошел все уровни на 3 медали каждый, где это было доступно. А так на пару вечерков самое то, рекомендую.

Por 5€ hay muchas mejores opciones, es un juego muy repetitivo y apenas te da progresión. No dura ni 2H.

7/10

Cows, guns, Nazi UFO, need I say more?

[b]TL;DR[/b] A trashy, grinning wave-shooter where zombie cows and aliens get turned into fertilizer. Aggressive play sings, buckshots thunder, Divine Interventions (hello, Nuke) absolutely cook. Grind is the grind—but that’s the gig. [b]Verdict:[/b] [u]RECOMMENDED[/u]. [b]Setup[/b] [list] [*] Platform: Windows (Steam), Controller [*] Resolution: 1080p (native) [*] Playtime: 3+ hours (mid-game), 60% achievements [*] Difficulty: “Normal” but focus matters; aggressive style favored [*] Purchase: Self-bought [/list] [b]Why it slaps (and splatters)[/b] [list] [*] [b]Farmer fury loop:[/b] Load buckshot, mutter a prayer, and paste incoming beef from safe range. Feels dirty-good when you chain clean waves. [*] [b]Divine Interventions:[/b] The Nuke is a holy hog squeal of relief. Timing one right turns panic into puree. [*] [b]Tone:[/b] Grim, snarky, and proudly lowbrow. Zombie cattle, alien nonsense—the jokes are hit-or-miss, but the hits land with a wet smack. [*] [b]Music & flow:[/b] Fits the churn; you’ll nod along while you mulch. [/list] [b]Mud on the boots[/b] [list] [*] [b]Wave grind:[/b] Yep—repetition. You’re here to shovel; the game hands you a bigger shovel. [*] [b]Humor tolerance:[/b] Trashy by design. If you clutch pearls, this trough ain’t for you. [/list] [b]Performance & Tech[/b] [list] [*] Stability: Rock-solid—no bugs, no crashes. [*] Load times: Practically none. [*] Controller: Snappy; aggressive play is fully viable. [/list] [b]Length & Value[/b] [list] [*] Clear-completion estimate: ~10–15 hours (depends on upgrades/skill). [*] Price/Value: Solid. Snack-priced slaughter with staying power if the loop hooks you. [*][b] Best for:[/b] Wave-shooter sickos, trash-humor enjoyers, and anyone who doesn’t mind asking the heavens for a bigger boom. [/list] [b]Ratings (Wereboar cut)[/b] [list] [*] Gunfeel: 8/10 (buckshot therapy) [*] Loop/Pacing: 8/10 (round, momentum-friendly) [*] Humor/Theme: 7/10 (uneven, occasionally perfect) [*] Boss/Setpiece spice: 6/10 (mostly wave craft) [*] Performance: 9/10 (stable as a granite trough) [*] Value-for-time: 8/10 [/list] [b]Final Snort[/b] A grimy, grindy bovine cull with just enough holy explosives to keep the slurry flowing. Not subtle, not fancy—just loud, mean, and weirdly cozy once you find the rhythm. [i]Transparency: Self-bought. No paid ties. Hooves muddy, conscience clear.[/i]