SPORE™

Есть проблема с аккаунтом EA и аккаунтом Spore - вход просто не работает. Часть контента от этого вырезается и все же сказывается на восприятии. Собственно палец вниз из-за этого. В двух словах ЕА - xyecocы. Сама игра понятна и многим нравится, особенно мне нравится делёжка на этапы. Самый любимый этап, наверное - "космос" и "племя", а самый не любимый - это "существо". Игра для своего уж времени точно комплексная и многогранная. Даже сейчас можно нормально засесть, на долгое количество времени. Автономные дополнения и ответвления к игре есть, но пока не знаю - стоит ли их запускать.

■세포■: 개띵작. 폼 미쳤음. ■크리처■: 음~ 아직까진 할 만함. 맛도리 수준. ■부족■: 슬슬 쉰내가 나는데... 그래도 꾸역꾸역 먹을 만은 함. ■문명■: 게임하다 잠드는 경우는 두 가지다. 첫째, 밤새울 정도로 개씹존잼이라 기절하는 경우. 둘째, 노잼 수면 가스 맞고 질식하는 경우. 이 단계는 완벽하게 후자다. ■우주■: RIP 한줄평: 세포 단계가 진짜 개진국인데 물에 넣은 솜사탕마냥 순식간에 소모됨 ㅜㅜ 이거 세포 파트만 한 10시간 분량으로 세분화하고 업그레이드나 즐길거리 풍부하게 만들어서 단독 타이틀로 출시해줘잉. 결론: 시작부터 10분까지만 인류 역사에 남을 고트입니다. 그럼 전 이만 꺼지겠음. ㅅㄱ

I remember this game. I remember everyone was talking about how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny and hilarious it was to make big penis people and ♥♥♥♥ monsters. Heh, yeah. YEAH. YEAH TELL ME AGAIN YEAH. You think its funny yeah don't you? Yeah? How you make the ♥♥♥♥ and balls every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time you play the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game? Yeah? Very ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ creative you punitive sack of piss and ♥♥♥♥, writhing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog on the ground, festering in the putrid muck of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP world. You and the other dime-a-dozen little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ running so gleefully through the mill. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ corporate mill. Right through the pipeline of your ♥♥♥♥ jokes. You're going to be the pear-bodied wasterel with some email job posting about your morning routine and your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ oat milk on Instagram. Yeah ♥♥♥♥ you. You performative ♥♥♥♥♥. You are nothing. You are excess space. You are the result of a Malthusian ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ food surplus and exist for no other purpose than to enrich your chosen shareholders You are the biomass destined for my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reactor. MY BIO-REACTOR will be FUELED by you. I WAS STRAIGHT JACKING TO THIS ♥♥♥♥. no joke. no hidden figures here, no characters behind the scenes with a shocking fact of ethnicity. you halfwit twit. I was into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEASTS of the land. I WANTED THEM. No boobie monsters. None of that safe, motley jolly little joking ♥♥♥♥. I 'RANKED IT. I LITERALLY just looked at the Sporepedia and YANKLED ON IT till I HYPERVENTALATED I HAD TO BE TRANSFUSED WITH AN IV FOR 6 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAYS. Oh my god i remember it my head was pounding. I was pounding that ♥♥♥♥. THUMPING it. What I personally like to call "tromboneing it." HARD. ♥♥♥♥ you if you think you can match me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I've been SPORNING it for years. YOU DON'T HAVE ♥♥♥♥ YOU DON'T KNOW THAT ♥♥♥♥. I entered the Sporepedia as a wee boy, a wee little spawnling - and I EMERGED as a Sporning Seedling. Profligate squanderers, vapid, duplicitous psychopaths, bureaucratic aberrations entirely dependent on this treasonous admiralty law which subjects us to this archonic slavery. I am awakened and apart from your defilement. I am saved in my works. Years of study. Years of sacrifice. Years of uninterrupted Sporning. You MOCK what you do not KNOW. This was my awakening, my SUCCOR amidst this eternal torment we call life, the only warmth in this frozen hell, condemned to these pits of Tartarus as traitors to the first and only God. I had eaten from these divine fruits as EVE in her garden and knew only that WE WERE TRULY LOST. I suckled from these teets of inspiration and I saw. In this world I AM THE SCULPTOR. I AM THE ARCHITECT. I AM PLETHOS PLEROMA, SOPHIA INCARNATE. and you will fear me. Like the clown before the inferno, you laugh at my condemnation. you laugh. i only smile. i LAUGH. I LAUGH. I DO NOT REGRET ANYTHING. I would do it again. I will do it again. I am doing it right now in a metaphysical sense. Final verdict: I AM ESCHATALOGICALLY BOUND TO THE SPORN

Spore é um clássico que eu jogava antes mesmo de sonhar em ter uma conta na Steam Agora sou adulto. Tenho responsabilidades e acesso ilimitado ao jogo. Claramente, tudo deu certo.

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Good game for creating monsters and ships and vehicles and really fun in the base gameplay.

La verdad es que está guay eso de poder matar a niños de otras tribus y tal, me gusta. Y también poder discriminar a otros por su color de piel también está guay, pero no que de repente aparezca una puta nave alienígena, te abduzcan y te metan 4 tubos por el culo. O sea, me gusta eso de follar por el culo y tal, soy griego, y me gustan los culos y las pollas, pero preferiría antes una cita, una cena, charlar... cosas así, no ir directo a la acción. Aparte de eso, otro punto en contra es que no puedes ni follarte a otras especies ni a sus crías, solo matarlas. En resumen, está muy bien el juego si te va el rollo nazi y esas mariconadas, pero si te va el rollo pedofilia y violaciones grupales magrebís, pues lo siento mucho pero este no es tu juego -Aquiles, 31 de Ιούλιος de 2026