POSTAL: Brain Damaged

Surprisingly good. Take DOOM-esk gameplay and mix it with postal 2 humor and this is what you get. Very fun and entertaining. I would probably wait for a sale though.

Wow. I didn't think they could balance the feel of a linear-ised Postal world with the mechanics of an arena shooter. Comparing it to the modern DOOM games would be a compliment for most people, but I really don't care for DOOM games past the 90's so I won't make that comparison. The sound, gameplay, feel and level design are all mastercraft, top-notch artistic achievements. The game makes you laugh, feel deeply uncomfortable, and sheds some curious insights into the state of the world. SInce it's a dream (spoiler? ... no.), you can expect nothing to make sense in the strictest sense of the word ... but it also unlocks the doors to the artistic license which manifests in all the weird and wonderful ways that pushes the Unity engine's 3D space to its limit. The sound design is wonderful. Visceral, high-quality, well-voiced, dripping with sardonic humour. The Suburbia is one of my favourite easy listening tracks of all time. Gameplay-wise, the weapons are all useful in their own ways, and almost every situation has one or two weapons to treat it. Some of the weapon primary/secondary fire combinations are odd, but they all work. My favourite is probably the ... I'm gonna call it the cat vacuum; there is so much imagination and wackiness that it's an entertaining romp even during the pauses between combat events. There are a few areas where the puzzles got a bit obtuse, but these areas aren't super frequent and it was a nice palate cleanser to keep the game feeling fresh. Level design is fantastic. Levels are ultimately quite linear, which is a strength because the aesthetics of the game are quite bizarre. It's like being in a weird, cartoonish fever dream. The tone is all over the place, but I never felt that the developers never played their own levels ... i would go as far as to say they mapped out almost any possibility of confusion and tried to patch it up to keep the flow going. At first, I thought this was a bit much, but then I really appreciated it as I reached the end of the game. Can't recommend the game hard enough. it is such a rollercoaster. AND IT HAS A LEVEL BUILDER!

The humor is bad, enemies aren't fun to fight, the guns are fun and the art style is awesome but overall the game gets boring rather quickly.

humour is cringier than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hazbin hotel. but the gameplay more than makes up for it.

Si eres alguien que sigue los juegos de Postal considero que este juego es un respiro algo diferente en parte a las demas entregas, siendo algo mas "frenetico" parecido a DOOM o Ultrakill, contiene uno que otros bugs (atascarse en lugares, enemigos sin movilizarse o atacar) pero no es muy presente ,es algo corto sin en el dlc. Su historia...pues si sabes como van las tramas de los juegos de Postal ya te daras una idea de lo "fumada" que estara esta. Esta repleto de referencias y bueno, el tipo de humor que caracteriza Postal. Es un buen juego comparado a los demas Postal a pesar de ser un Spin-off, vale la pena.

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Great Boomer shooter- Hit it with the ''postal'' difficulty for your first playthrough. The game plays very easy on you even though your a walking tank on drugs 11hrs in 8/10 Nice job Team