Polandball: Can into Space!

🌟 [b][url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45575657]Follow Ainsel Reviews - Curator for the weird & lovely.[/url][/b] 🌟 [b]As a half-Pole, this game offends my heritage... and I couldn’t be happier about it.[/b] Behold: The most accurate simulation of Poland’s space program ever made (read: a physics disaster wrapped in MS Paint memes). Every launch is a rollercoaster of emotions: - Pride ("Look, mama! I made Polska fly!") - Denial ("That explosion was totally planned.") - Rage ("CZEMU LITWA’S ROCKET WORK?!") - Resignation ("Fine, maybe Germany’s engineering IS better…") The game perfectly captures the Polish experience: Ambition fueled by pure spite, held together by duct tape and the haunting voice of Jan Paweł II whispering "Nie poddawaj się." 10/10 – Would suffer Polish engineering again. ♥♥♥♥♥, we’re technically in space! (If you count spinning uncontrollably at ground level as "space".)

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This is a stupid game that looks like a mobile port, made using ass instead of hands. It's bloody awful, but it's entertaining, funny and fun. So, why not? And yes, I will HUE you.

A meme turned into an (average) game.

My overseas friend said Bang on Balls: Chronicles was only $3 for him and it was £13 here so i asked if he could gift it to me. This was the game he was looking at and i now own. its not great

uzay aracınla ne kadar yükseğe çıkabilirsin, her denemede para kazan uzay mekiğinin geliştir yeniden dene aslında bi sonu yok anlık zaman geçirmeye yarar

Date of completion: July 21, 2023. A completed the mobile phone version of this game a few years ago for experience; it's thankfully the same and I liked the additional dialogue from all the characters during gameplay to give it more pizzazz or whatever. Also, I finally looked up Countryballs on Know Your Meme; now I know why Polandball can into space. I just wish Kamilabalashov didn't hack into my account and stole the money from my Steam Wallet, otherwise I'd try buying the Trading Cards necessary for the Profile Badges...

Poland can not into space. It is a fun(ny) polandball game where you try to reach the moon as Poland avoiding other countryballs along the way. It gets boring and repetitive after some time, but it is definitely enjoyable for a while.