Nuclear Throne

#TYGG

Awesome roguelike. It's just endlessly replayable and each run feels unique. It's fun even when you can't beat it, it just makes you keep coming back.

I Used To Like This Game. Then I Went For Achievements. The Amount Of RNG There Is To Just Getting A Golden Weapon Is Insulting. Here's The Process For Getting A Golden Wrench, If You Like Those Things. 1. Look For A Screwdriver Before 3-1. 2. Not Get One. 3. Reset. 4. Repeat Until Screwdriver Is Found (1/20 per run) 5. Get To Golden Chest. 6. "Golden Laster Pistol" Reset. 7. Repeat Until Golden Wrench Is Found (1/20 per run) Meanwhile, I Can Count Five Separate Times Where, Upon Reaching 7-2, I Am Spawned Next To Three Guardian Dogs And I Have No Ammo Because I Have Basically Max Everything EXCEPT The One Ammo Type I'm Using Because The Game Keeps Giving Me Ammo I Don't Need. The Game States It Gives You Ammo When You Need Ammo. The Game Is Lying. Then There's Stuff Like Getting Three Things With Blood In The Name With Plant. Here's The Ways You Can Do It: 1. Get Bloodlust (random chance) Or The Crown Of Blood (annoying to reach) And Two Blood Weapons (extremely rare) 2. Get Bloodlust (random chance), The Crown Of Blood (annoying to reach), And A Blood Weapon (very rare) It Feels Like This Game Is Addicted To Giving You Everything You DON'T Need, Because Right After I Got Everyone A Golden Wrench (i like wrenches), I Started Getting A Billion Screwdrivers. After Finding Them As A 1/20, They're Not A 1/1.5 I Have Once Had Four Screwdrivers In A Row. I Had A Shotgun With No Ammo. Every Ammo Drop Was For The Wrong Ammo Type. Please Refer To The Three Guardian Dogs Situation For What Happened Next. You Want To Eat A Hyper Weapon As Robot? Pray To Your God Or Gods Of Choice And Look For A Hyper Weapon (very rare). You Want To Get Through The Cursed Crystal Caves, Like, At All? Pray To Your God Or Gods Of Choice A Crystal Doesn't Teleport Into You And One-Shot You. Whether You Live Or Die Depends On If The Game Decides To Spawn You In An Open Area Surrounded By Fifty Snipers Or Somewhere Reasonable. Whether You Live Or Die Depends On If You Are Given The Ammo You Need Which You Often Are Not. I've Learnt Something. I Don't Dislike Roguelikes. I Dislike RNG. This Is RNG Hell. Why Have You Done This To Me? The Worst Part Is That This Game Is Fun. Outside Of This, It's Amazing! But It's So Infuriatingly Luck Dependent I Cannot Enjoy It As Much As I'd Like To. I Can't Have Fun When The Game Thinks "Everything One-Shots You And Everything Surrounds You At Spawn" Is Fair. You May As Well Just Say "Rocks Fall, You Die."