NEON

My entire experience with this game can be summed down to a paragraph. I bought this knowing about the apparent issues with the game and the dev's crashout, but I wanted to see it for myself. There are basically 0 options, no story beyond what seems like ARG-bait that I simply couldn't begin to care about. The movement is the hottest ass I've controlled in a platformer in a very long time. I tried to do the first level, in which the rocket launcher kept launching me through the wall, into a deathbox, and then crashed my game. Twice in a row. Charging money for this is insulting, fortunately the game is so short you couldn't possibly not get a refund off of this. That all being said, respect to the developer for putting something out there and apologizing for the crashout.

NEON is an absolute joke, and is made by one of the most untalented yet arrogant developer I have ever seen in my entire life, who apparently made a name for themselves by criticizing other indie games on YouTube. This game is genuinely not worth anyone's time. You would be better off playing any asset flip slop game on Steam, as it is guaranteed to entertain you more than this game could ever dream to. This game cost $0.99 and I still feel like I got ripped off. Taking that $0.99 and flushing it down the toilet would be a better use of your money than buying this game, because watching that money get swirled into the drain is genuinely more entertaining than playing this colossal piece of trash. The best way to describe this game is that it thinks it is way more clever than it actually is. The writing tries as hard as possible to capture the comedic and sarcastic tone of Portal, but it just ends up sounding like something a cringy basement dwelling Redditor would say (the developer most likely is one). The story is also completely nonsensical, and is a compilation of Portal's plot beats combined together into a story so incoherent, unoriginal, and uninteresting that it is hard to even call it a story. Gameplay is somehow even worse than the story and writing. The movement system is horrendous, and the physics are somehow even worse. It is also extremely easy to softlock the game, which forces you to replay the entire game all over again. This game is made in Unity, which has a built in physics system that is incredibly easy to use even for the most amateurish beginners, so the fact that they even managed to mess up the physics this badly shows just how incompetent this developer is. The artstyle is also nonexistent, the entire game's levels are made up of untextured default cubes, and any original assets the developer actually made themselves are barely textured as well. The only scene that actually even comes close to looking like anything is the credits scene, but even that looks awful. Alongside Portal, this game also steals from Karlson by DaniDev, with the cube robots with a green / red text smiley face. The mechanics are also conveniently taken from Karlson as well, with the grapple gun (which I guarantee the developer just followed the DaniDev tutorial on, because it looks the exact same), and the shotgun recoil jump, which NEON reskins into a rocket launcher jump. As a game developer myself, it is truly unbelievable that the developer of NEON looked at this game and thought it was good enough to be released. If I made something like this, I would be ashamed to even let people play it. This game is awful even by the standards of someone's first game, which makes it even more laughable that the developer made a long video essay criticizing other indie games, just to turn around and create something as bad as this. If you haven't played this game before, consider yourself lucky. NEON is truly one of the worst, and most unenjoyable games I have ever had the misfortune of experiencing. The developer should be ashamed of themselves for somehow managing to create a game that is worse than Garten of Banban. Such an achievement shows without a shadow of a doubt that this developer is immensely gifted in making the most unenjoyable, borderline unplayable games of all time.

Hard :thumbs_down:

This may arguably be one of the worst games I have ever played First of all THIS GAME IS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KNOCK OFF of Portal and DaniDev's games (specifically Karlson) This game tries SO HARD to be Portal even the guy who talks to you is trying to be glados but glados was actually funny and interesting unlike this guy Second of all this game is a complete ripoff of Karlson. Like even the enemy in the game looks exactly like the one from Karlson this developer even stole the gun reload animations like is there any creativity left in the world? Third of all this game is a broken mess NOTHING BUT LIKE NOTHING WORKS I got stuck in walls, enemies shot me through walls and this game softlocks you every chance it gets like its a softlock simulator at this point This game should be called Larp instead of NEON because of how much it larps DaniDev and Portal My advice: don t buy this Even one euro is too much Fastest refund ever :) I know this is probably the first game this developer made but can you at least try to make something unique and be creative instead of stealing other peoples ideas?

bro this game recomended for me after garten of ban ban i played. oh my god this game not worth money should be free. 1st it too hard. robot kill me and no check point to restart from robot. 2nd : graphic so bad even in roblox and garten ban ban and poopy playtime graphics really good. 3: why game 2 gigabyte if there no graphic and noting in game. 4. game call me small iq . 5.so bad movement and sensitivty big. my mouse 3200 dpi enabled mouse so fast . and cant just put cube guy throw it. explosion look like bean in tomato soup. 6: graphics make my eyes bleed there no realisitc bruh worse then 1990 roblox graphic. 7: looks like this game tried copy garten ban ban style, well didnt work. ban ban is one of best games in this steam.

there's like, maybe a handful of obstacles in this game that one [i]might[/i] consider puzzles. none of them were clever nor challenging nor fun. movement and physics are awfully crude. it's ironic that logna blue has the gall to criticize the games of others while defending this game of his with such pride. there's simply has no core premise beyond being a unity practice project, which is fine, but it doesn't belong on steam and especially not for a price.

booooo

not that good tbh, not great in graphics and very buggy, softlocks on literally every single part, certain parts literally unprogressable and it's too "trial-and-error" for me. as someone who likes trial and error gameplay, i am not a fan. buy this game if you want to spend the most likely 2 hour gameplay due to all the trial and error (and softlocks). only good thing i have to say about it is that Logna Blue (the goat) made this game. he's a good youtuber and is an overall chill dude (not talking about the Great Logna Blue crashout) and he's also pretty cool. i personally wouldn't recommend this game for anyone with a skill issue or someone who goes exploring too much and finds too many softlocks (like me). to anyone reading, if you buy this game. fine. its a nice game to play... but good luck.

I am a widowed 67 year old Israeli father from Tel Aviv, Israel (GREATEST COUNTRY EVER!!!!!) and my wife recently got blown up by the palestinians. I spent most of my days grieving, and as a result started to neglect my 21 kids. Some of them died hungry because I forgot to feed them. I have nothing but 0.99 shekels left in my wallet, and I've been desperately trying to find something that would make my kids happy, as they died from starvation. After years of searching, I found NEON by Logna Blue. I spent the last 0.99 Israeli shekels to my name on the game, and booted it up on my Chromebook for my 15 remaining kids, they all played this game as they started dying off one by one. As sad as it was seeing the light drain from their eyes, I am happy to say that they had a smile on their faces when they died... When I asked them if it's because they're having fun, they told me it's because the game is so bad that death would be a relief in comparison to playing more NEON, which is why they all died with smiles on their faces. I HATE THIS GAME NOW, I HOPE BENJAMIN DESTROYS YOU! 0/10