MORDHAU

Дочитайте до конца, там будет сказано про секретное достижение в игре. ЧТО ЖЕ ТАКОЕ MORDHAU? Mordhau это - когда своих ты убиваешь в таком же количестве, как и врагов Mordhau это - СЫН МАМИНОЙ ПОДРУГИ для Chivalry и For Honor Mordhau это - когда только всадник на лошади знает, что ты сегодня кушал)) Mordhau это - когда остался 1 против 6 и понимаешь, что шансы-то в принципе равны Mordhau это - когда в Skirmish остались два лучника 1х1 и не могут друг в друга попасть Mordhau это - когда бежит толпа народу с криками ААААААААААААААААААААААААААА и твои уши взрываются Mordhau это - когда убил врага и чтобы унизить отрезаешь ему конечности Mordhau это - Б**ТЬ НУ Я ЖЕ БЛОК ПОСТАВИЛ!!! Mordhau это - когда в каждой катке есть ♥♥.лоид с ботом на лютнях, который думает, что он крутой Mordhau это - когда катапульта убивает целые армии Mordhau это - когда боты в Horde дают пи.зды Ты ведь, наверное, даже не читал, а просто как мышь пролистал вниз, да? Неважно, итак, про ачивку. Все вы знаете оружие под названием Длинный Меч(Longsword) Вам нужно взять его, взять друга, ударами по ноге опустить его хп до 1, после этого взять меч в руки, нажать на Х, затем в списке выбрать второй вариант, крч нажать на 2. После этого вы ОТКРУТИТЕ НИЖНЮЮ ЧАСТЬ МЕЧА И КИНЕТЕ ВО ВРАГА, нанеся 1 единицу урона. Если всё сделать правильно, вы убьете его этой маленькой круглой штукой(Pommel) и вам дадут секретную ачивку в стиме. Играть в благородство я не буду, просто поставите лайк, и мы в расчёте, лады?

Unfortunately, Mordhau is in a rough spot today. The player base is small, and the only players left are absolute sweat lords who have mastered every mechanic, making it pretty brutal for new players. That being said, when this game was at its peak, it was truly something special. For such a small development team, they created a masterpiece. The massive team battles were absolute chaos, and there was nothing else quite like fighting alongside your brethren in the middle of a full scale medieval battle. Some of my fondest gaming memories came from those moments, fighting side by side with your squad, holding your ground as enemies slowly surrounded you. The combat was satisfying, the battles felt alive, and even things like catapults and archers had their place without ruining the melee focused experience. Mordhau had so much potential, and it’s sad to see where it ended up. I wouldn’t recommend it to a brand new player today, but I’ll always cherish the years when this game was at its peak. Peak Mordhau: 10/10 Current Mordhau: 3/10 If the developers ever make a Mordhau 2, I’ll buy it day one.

use to be good. now the only populated servers are ran by gatekeepers who all use discord and pay for vips. dont buy wait for a better game. devs dont bother with this anymore either.

Six years ago, I probably would've wrote a glowing review for this game. But after those six long years of playing this game, I fully realize now that this game was in its prime when no-one knew what they were doing. We still remembered how to not take this game seriously in the slightest and just have fun. The writing was on the wall when veteran players started offering "coaching" in exchange for real money. In my eyes, the playerbase completely lost the plot for why most of us got into this game in the first place after that. In the game's current state, I cannot with any honesty or integrity recommend this game to a fresh player. Do I still enjoy playing this game and have some of the best memories of my life in it? Absolutely, but you are not me. You don't have 2.5k hours of blood, toil, tears, and sweat under your belt. If you jump into this game now, you are going to get your teeth kicked in A LOT. Trying to learn and get better while going up against the players that still stick around in this game is going to be a very hard lesson in how you can do everything right and still lose, and that's not your fault, that's just the reality this game finds itself in now. I still consider this the superior game compared to Chivalry II, but one aspect that I must concede that Chivalry II does better than Mordhau is "Dumb Fun". Ways to provide yourself with brevity and comedic relief to alleviate the feeling of having someone's digital boot constantly stomping on your face. This key aspect I feel has been slowly withering away as time goes on in the life of this game. Do yourself a favor, spend the 30$ on something you know you'll enjoy from the start like a meal from your favorite restaurant or a trip to the movies with your partner. Anything really that you can enjoy simply for what it is, and not for what it can potentially be.

You're essentially joining lobbies with players who've spent no less than every moment of their life to master the art of the sword. If you think you have a chance... If you think you'll get good enough if you practice.. You're wrong. My own skill issue asside.. Server stability is crap.. And it gets quite boring after a while.

The game isn't fun anymore and it's all because of the player base and "moderators". I bought this game years ago, close to when it first came out. Over the years, I've watched it change and slowly die due to multiple reasons. You used to be allowed to have a personality and run around and goof off, but those days are in the past. Yes, it is a medieval fighting game, but a core experience/memory is figuring out the goofy stuff you could do. I remember my first cata trampoline like it was yesterday. Now, people will go out of their way to come and kill you just because their version of fun isn't the same as yours. They don't even care if you're not actively participating in the objective, you're just not allowed to have fun. That's the same with being a bard, finding where bugs are, etc. There hasn't been an update in over two years, and with that, the developers gave all power to discord moderators who ban people just because they can. That, or someone who doesn't like you, (Eggs or the NUNs), make reports and get anyone they want banned. Don't even start on the fact the moderators are actively defending a pedophile, player name is Ronin, and if you say anything about it, you get permanently muted and banned from the discord. (Proud discord ban since 2023.) If you buy this game looking for a welcoming experience where you can learn the game and you won't put it down after your first match, look elsewhere. The folks who have been around for a long time will use you as cannon fodder to feed their KD and not even blink twice. The only new player experience is death. Good luck.

serverside blocking in a reaction based fighting game, came back after over a year and hit a triple 0ms red parry, which means that I blocked the frame I got hit 3 times in a row. I was punished for parrying frame perfect. A uniquely miserable experience.

Great game, insufferable playerbase