Last Pirates: Die Together

Played game. Slapped ass. Flew on things I weren’t supposed to fly on. Slapped more ass. Got scared. Had fun. Game is alright. it’s early access and barely costs anything. People dropping negative reviews because of bugs on release day are insane. Fun for a few evenings with mates. Ludicrous, even, as one of my mates said

Прикольна, ще з моменту демо грав з другом, дуже чекали повноцінного релізу. Залетіли в гру ще з одним другом, побігали втрьох пофанились. Думаю час від часу ще повертатимемось побігати разом)

The game has potential, and I understand it's in early access, but after playing it for a while with friends in its current state, I couldn't recommend it. - First of all, according to their developer website they use generative AI on their games. You can check it out in the Retro Style Games website. But the steam page doesn't mention anything regarding AI. If they used AI, I request to please be transparent with consumers and disclose it, as a lot of people don't really want to support that kind of content. - The controls are too clunky. Objects don't grab properly, your hands get stuck, and you get glitched on the map easily. This makes you feel like you have no control over how your character moves, and as a result, the game stops being fun. - Killing enemies is pointless, since they spawn quite quickly, they know exactly where you are, and even if you hide, they reappear immediately as soon as you come out, which doesn't make the game difficult, but rather frustrating. In REPO, enemies also chase you and head to the areas of the map where you usually are, but they don’t do it quite as quickly; instead, they let you relax, and when you least expect it, they give you a scare, which is what makes it more fun. Also, once you kill an enemy in REPO they don't respawn inmediately, they give you a few minutes in which you can you play calmly. You have to know how to give the player a breather and let them relax in this type of game. Resident Evil 9 got it right: Leon’s sections are more relaxing because they’re pure action, while Grace’s sections are much more tense because they’re survival horror. However, this game constantly bombards you with enemies harassing you the whole time. Add to that the fact that some enemies steal your loot, and on top of that, your hands glitch out and drop the items you’re holding, and the experience is pretty rough. - Bugs, way too many bugs. Yes, it's in early access, but I think the most helpful thing we can do for developers releasing an early access game is to point out the bugs: - The “weeping angel” enemy is sometimes invisible, which makes its mechanics ridiculous. You have to look at a weeping angel to keep it from chasing you, but how can you look at something that's invisible? - There are too many glitches on the maps. When I crouched down to pick up my sword, I went off the map and ended up completely out of the game. Twice. - I pick up objects, and they just fall out of my hands for no reason. It's pretty frustrating, especially when you're picking up weapons. - When you run out of stamina and fall to the ground, sometimes you merge with the ground and can't get out. These are the bugs I was able to detect for now. - No map. This game needs a map urgently, and it needs to tell you where the cauldron and the cart are, as we always have a friend who just takes the cart and carry it so far away and with all the enemies harassing you it's kinda difficult to try and find it. - Mic quality needs improvement. And the distance at which you can hear other players also needs to be improved, especially if there's no map available, since that makes it easier to meet up with our friends. - It doesn't make much sense to be able to buy upgrades if those upgrades are going to disappear in the next round. A strength boost? Great! But it'll only last for one round, after that, you'll have to buy it again. Weapons also disappear, and on top of that, they break easily. There's no feedback to let you know when a weapon is about to break, nor is there any way to repair it (as far as I know). - This is optional, but another review mentioned that it would be great to have a closet where we could customize our characters with the cosmetics we buy and create new looks, and I agree! It would be a lot of fun. I only played 2.7 hours but so far but these are the things I think could use some improvement to make the game better. I think the game has potential, if I see good improvement in the development I'll happily change my review. And please, again, if generative AI has been used in this game please disclose it. Don't lie to your customers by hiddin information.

Bought it expecting a mess and refund tbh, but got a genuinely fun mess. Let's see how devs take it further

ass ass ass and more ass

this game is so ass... literally, butts are everywhere. devs, make enemies drop their butts!

buggy af, dont buy

Didn't expect to like this as much tbh The stretchy arms are such a stupid but good mechanic lmao. Being able to grab loot, throw stuff and basically bully your friends makes the whole thing way more entertaining. And once a monster appears everything immediately becomes a mess. Would like the monster behavior/balance to be improved tho, sometimes it feels more frustrating than scary. But the core loop is fun and the pirate theme + all the little stuff like the shop with cards give it some personality. Good stuff so far, I recommend giving it a try 🏴‍☠️