KOLOBOK

0/10 into the hidden game abyss with you

Remember those good times 5 minutes ago before you won this game, launched it, and immediately uninstalled? Not me, I actually gave this 30 minutes. There is an actual game there, I'll just say that first. So, horrible still "sprites." No instructions, which would be fine with a seemingly straightforward game like this, however, a simple explanation saying to reach the flags and how to fight the boss would be beneficial since I'm pretty sure 97% of players give up on the second bunny. I would have never have thought the fox would hurt me. The game doesn't adhere to it's own physics, evident in one of my screenshots, you can roll into enemies head-on and it usually does nothing, you two just press against one another. Jump on a fox's head though and that damages you, sure. The hearts are only really useful if you somehow miss a jump since they let you retry the level, they're never there to act as health to help against enemies like the bunnies, when you need them most. Lastly, the boss bunnies, the first is simple enough but the second one I gave up on after 30 minutes, even though I know how to beat it, it's just not worth the trouble. You must roll into the bunny and jump with space, hoping to fling yourself high enough to get on a platform, if you're lucky enough to have done that then you know that you need to jump on the bunny's head 3 times to win, however, you just lost all of your health trying to get up there and when you jump down there's no way you're going to miss it's ears..which harm you, but you probably didn't even realize that without any instructions. TL:DR - 0.5/5

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A poorly designed platformer is what this is. KOLOBOK can barely be considered playable with it's blocky and chunky animations, the lack of tutorial and controls, as well as the broken 'Load game' button which crashes the game when you try to re-open your last supposed level saved. There is not creativity at all for the backgrounds, the platforms, or even the enemies. Throughout the game, it's always been the same copy/pasta blocks that you move and land on, the same porcupine and fox enemies, as well as the same bunny boss that you literally have to hop on it to death to kill it. Even the BG is the same theme, throughout. I got this game for free, and still felt like I got scammed. So don't bother buying KOLOBOK.

If I would say this should be named "Baby's first video game" it would be an insult to games made by babies. It is that terrible that you literally cant beat it because the 2nd "boss" level is broken. At least it works fine on Linux with Proton (5.13-6).

===[ ❤ Player Bases ]=== ☐ Kids ☑ Everyone ☐ Casual players ☐ Pro players ☐ Hackers ===[ ☼ Graphics ]=== ☐ Potato ☐ Really bad ☐ Bad ☐ OK ☐ Good ☐ Beautiful ☑ Masterpiece ===[ $ Pricequality ]=== ☑ Full price ☐ Wait for sale ☐ Average ☐ Refund it if you can ☐ Don't do it ☐ Free ===[ ☣ Requirements ]=== ☐ 90' PC ☐ Minimum ☐ Medium ☑ Fast ☐ High end ☐ NASA computer ===[ ☼ Difficulty ]=== ☐ You just need 2 arms ☐ Ez ☐ Easy to learn/Hard to master ☑ Hard ☐ Dark Souls ===[ ۞ Game timelength ]=== ☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours) ☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours) ☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours) ☐ Long ( 12+ hours) ☑ Endless ===[ ♬ Story] === ☐ It doesn't have ☐ Still better than Twilight ☐ Average ☐ Good ☑ Fantastic ===[ § Bugs ]=== ☐ Game itself is one big BUG ☐ Bugs destroying the game ☐ Lot of bugs ☐ Few Bugs ☑ You can use them for speedrun ☐ Nothing ♛ Overall : 10/10

This thing is... as bad as it looks. There are no redeeming qualities whatsoever. That's about it. I see red.