Jesus Simulator

I went into *Jesus Simulator* expecting something weird but I didn’t expect to actually learn more than I ever did in school Surprisingly, the game does a really good job of blending storytelling, humour, and meaningful moments. It’s not just a meme game there are actually thoughtful lessons, interesting dialogue, and moments that make you stop and think. Whether you’re religious or not, the game presents its themes in a way that’s engaging and entertaining. I genuinely enjoyed my time playing it, and even my chat was hooked the entire time. We laughed, questioned things, and even had some surprisingly deep conversations while playing. That’s something I didn’t expect going in. Unfortunately, after uploading the video to YouTube, I ended up getting four copyright claims due to background audio/music used in the game. Thankfully, these are claims and not strikes, so the video is still visible but now these is like 10 silence moments but it's something creators should be aware of when playing. Despite that, Jesus Simulator turned out to be a really unique and memorable experience. It’s weird, funny, educational, and unexpectedly meaningful. Pros: * Surprisingly educational * Unique and memorable concept * Great for streaming/chat interaction * Funny but also meaningful moments Cons: * Background music may trigger copyright claims for creators Final Thoughts: I went in expecting chaos… and came out actually learning something. That alone makes *Jesus Simulator* worth playing. VOD - https://youtu.be/wpGNAQRD33E Rating: 6.5 / 10 - Weird, educational, and surprisingly enjoyable.

Probably the worst game I've played. Definitely is not in a playable state.

A minha experiência com Jesus Simulator foi, sem exagero, uma das piores que já tive num videojogo. É difícil perceber como algo com este nível de qualidade chegou a ser lançado. Para começar, os gráficos são simplesmente horríveis. Muitas das imagens parecem claramente geradas por IA — e mal geradas. Há personagens com deformações absurdas: numa imagem aparece um personagem com uma arma de fogo (o que já não faz sentido nenhum no contexto), noutro caso alguém tem cara de cão, e vários modelos têm o rosto completamente derretido. É desconfortável e amador ao extremo. A dobragem é outro desastre. Soa totalmente artificial, claramente feita por IA, e pior: frequentemente corta a música do jogo de forma abrupta, destruindo qualquer tentativa de imersão. Falando da música, também não ajuda — é genérica, alta demais e dá a sensação de também ter sido gerada automaticamente sem qualquer cuidado. Em termos de conteúdo, o jogo falha no básico. Faltam descrições dos capítulos e versículos da Bíblia, o que seria essencial num jogo com esta temática. Os objetivos são confusos: às vezes há waypoints, outras vezes não, deixando o jogador perdido sem saber o que fazer. A história também é cheia de falhas, especialmente na parte da crucificação, que não é minimamente fiel ao que é descrito na Bíblia. Para um jogo que supostamente tem um propósito educativo, isto é particularmente grave. O gameplay é extremamente simples e mal estruturado. Não existem paredes no mapa, o que permite literalmente fugir da área do jogo e causar softlocks. Os quick time events são irritantes, têm cooldown entre inputs e, numa secção em que tens de clicar nas setas corretas, podes simplesmente carregar em qualquer botão que nada acontece — ou seja, completamente inútil. Outro ponto estranho é o design das personagens femininas, que apresentam corpos exageradamente desenvolvidos, completamente deslocados num jogo que supostamente aborda temas religiosos e históricos. Para piorar, o jogo apaga o save no fim, não tem créditos e até o design do anjo não corresponde minimamente às descrições bíblicas. Resumindo: Jesus Simulator é um projeto mal executado em praticamente todos os aspetos — técnico, artístico, narrativo e até conceptual. Esta review foi escrita pelo ChatGPT, porque o jogo não merece que eu gaste o meu tempo a pensar em como descrever o quão mau ele é.

Para echarse unas risas está genial, pero nada más. Primero que el uso de la IA en ilustraciones, las voces... hace que todo se sienta tan robótico... Los NPCs se reciclan a más no poder y ni si quiera piensan en diferentes nombres para ellos. Los minijuegos para tratar de alargar la experiencia... Mira, el de rezar me tuvo cada minijuego de esos más de 5 minutos haciéndolo. Es bastante infumable. Hacen muchos saltos de la nada y pensé que iba a ser un poco más largo puesto que a pesar de no ser creyente me faltan cosas. Divertido si te lo tomas a risa, pero paciencia con los minijuegos

First off, I don't mind the idea. Retell religious texts in an interactive way. But for making a big deal of it being "historically and bibilically accurate" they screw up within the first key story! At the nativity, the wise men didn't actually show up until a few years after when Jesus was a toddler. Yet they have them show up in the manger, and then quote scripture saying Mary was in "her house." Like...come on. There's lots of stuff like this. Additionally, it doesn't get into any of the depth of the true message of the gospels. Just telling the stories in a bland, disconnected way, without any substance. You know Jesus himself told stories but they were to elaborate religious themes? This game completely fails at that. But the real kicker is the production value is absolute trash. The game looks terrible. The voice actors change multiple times throughout the game. I thought they were all AI but several blow out their mics in some takes (get a pop filter) so I assume it's real people. Gameplay is bad, bad minigames, or walking to get a thing and then move the thing, or just walk to a place. That's it. It looks awful. As mentioned it's all disjointed and disconnected. If you believe in Jesus, you'll find nothing here that's spiritual or uplifting, and you can't even use it as a means to recall biblical stories because they're inaccurate. If you aren't christian, there isn't even enough here for it to be entertaining or funny, it's just a slop game. This is shovelware. Don't buy it.

incil simulatör daha çok... çoğu şeyi bulmanız zor. bir harita vs yok....

Das Spiel ist eigentlich kein richtiger Jesus Simulator. Vielmehr erzählt es eine Auswahl von Bibelgeschichten aus den Evangelien, (meistens) aus der Perspektive von Jesus nach. Dadurch erhält man durchs Spielen einen guten Überblick von den biblischen Ereignissen. Zu den Geschichten zählen unter anderem: [spoiler]Jesu Geburt, Taufe durch Johannes, Sturmstillung, Bergpredigt, verschiedene Heilungsgeschichten, Einzug nach Jerusalem, letztes Abendmahl, Kreuzigung, usw.[/spoiler] Die KI Inhalte sind ziemlich auffällig. Ich fand sie akzeptabel aber es sorgt nicht für ein hochwertiges Spielgefühl. Vor allem, die Stimmen klingen teilweise recht anstrengend und wechseln von Satz zu Satz. Die Minispiele haben mich fast vom Weiterspielen abgehalten (vor allem diese Heilungswunder ...) Hätte ich nicht in einem Youtube Video gesehen, dass es irgendwie machbar ist, hätte ich es für einen Bug gehalten und das Spiel beiseite gelegt. Ich fand das Spiel trotz der genannten Kritik spielenswert. Ich finde solche Spiele haben das Potential, die biblischen Geschichten auf neue Weise zu transportieren. Es ist leider nicht sehr aufwendig oder hochwertig gestaltet, aber die Bibelgeschichten werden ziemlich genau wiedergegeben. https://youtu.be/kfi33AGG-5E

The watchmen are raised up in the last days to warn God's people to return to the holy covenant. This is your warning. God hates holidays like Christmas, Easter, and Halloween because they are not commanded anywhere in the Bible and serve other gods, and they bring great wrath upon us (Deuteronomy 32:16-22). -December 25th is a Roman festival for the sun god Mithra and has nothing to do with the birthday of Christ -Halloween is ancient druid witchcraft where first born sacrifices were made to appease Beltane (Baal) -Easter is a fertility goddess and the queen of heaven mentioned in Jeremiah 7:18 We need to be keeping the 10 commandments, which include resting on the Sabbath day - Saturday sunrise to Sunday sunrise. The Roman Catholic church is responsible for changing the Sabbath to Sunday, and there is no scripture to warrant this change. Read what Christ thinks about this in Mark 7:6-13. We can't be eating unclean animals like pigs and shellfish that God forbids his people. We are grafted into the commonwealth of Israel as believers in the Messiah (Romans 11), and God destroys eaters of swine at the second coming (Isaiah 65 & 66). The antichrist gains intelligence with a people who forsake the holy covenant (Daniel 11:30), and that's why everyone is receiving the false messiah Jesus. The real Messiah is named Yeshua, and if you aren't receiving him, you'll be told depart from me on judgment day. So repent from these sins while you still have time and accept the real Son of God.