Jesus Simulator

I thought i would be playing as Jesus performing miracles and whatnot, but no. Its a poor attempt at a Bible education game. Tons of AI, world feels empty, hardly any direction. The first thing you have to do is find a "lake" to get water, but it doesn't give you any directions to the lake. It took me over 10 minutes of wandering to find it. Awful game.

Literally the worst game I have ever played. Riddled with gen AI trash. The minigames are terrible. If I could go back in time and punch myself in the balls to stop myself from playing this, I would.

If I believed in Hell, then I would believe that it was made for the soul purpose of housing this horrible game, and the cash-grabbing devs who relied on AI for the entire game. You know, that thing that's destroying our world, using water while there are so many who are in need? The worst part... the game broke while on a praying mini-game. Maybe it was just proof that when relying on prayer alone nothing will work. The worst worst part, now I'll never know what happened to J.C. in the end! It's like the Titanic movie all over again! Thoughts and prayers

friend gifted me this. I wouldn't wish this crap on anyone to play this, just read the bible

I’m giving this a thumbs up mostly because I want to see more devs taking on Christian-themed games. I get that making a game isn’t easy, especially with a tight budget, so I’m totally fine with the simple graphics and basic character models. That said, the game definitely needs a lot of polish. There are some super weird bugs—like Jesus literally walking away in the middle of the Sermon on the Mount while his voice keeps playing. It’s pretty immersion-breaking, to say the least. The biggest dealbreaker for me, though, is a game-breaking bug in one of the mini-games that makes it impossible to progress. It’s really frustrating to get stuck like that, and it’s a total buzzkill for anyone actually trying to enjoy the story. I really hope the devs fix these issues soon because the idea behind the game is great, it just needs to actually work!

AI slop garbage that is unplayable as the minigames do not register your keyboard inputs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqudErv6guE

This is one of the worse game I ever downloaded and launch on my PC. I might have to burn my entire setup just to cure it from the multiple std it gave my computer. Boring, badly done, poor design, AI voice and basically way too much text that no one cares about. If just a christian propaganda tool that should not be on steam. I received a free key from Keymailer and I wish I could get a refund for the minute I lost testing this crap.

Une daube abyssale. N'achetez pas ce jeu horrible fait à 100% avec IA. Un enfer.

oh lord almighty, what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. this game is not even worth free. bugged ♥♥♥♥ and waste of time. verdict: long answer: avoid at all costs short answer: HELL NO! AMEN!