
An online 1-4 player co-op adventure where you experience the legendary struggle of getting to school as an Asian parent. Fight Tom, a psychopathic bear, defy physics, and survive the emotional damage from Tablo Escobar: an NPC who roasts you every time you fail.
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Reach School, Alive (Optional)
Join 3 friends to relive the legendary journey your parents bragged about. Climb vertical mountains, survive a highly questionable commute, and get to class before the bell rings.
School attendance is mandatory. Survival isn't. Get to school or bring shame to your family.
Face the Bear Who Identifies as a Cat
Humans love cats, but this one isn’t exactly a cat. It's a cat mask wearing bear that screams 'Meow' at players, spits on them, and oh yeah- has a literal flamethrower in his mouth.
The "Cat" is Back for more Friendly Games
The bear is back for a friendly game of Freeze Tag. Except if everyone freezes, you die. So rely on friends to unfreeze you. Then survive a totally fair snowball fight with the same bear.
Let Your Anger Out on Your Friends
Fed up with Tablo Escobar's 1,700+ unique lines of insulting dialogue? You can always use your buddies as stress relief punching bags.
Chill...
Take a break from the trauma. Admire the satisfying scenery, listen to the peaceful birds, and forget about the danger for a minute.
Features :
Online 1-4 Player Co-op & Offline Solo Play
Proximity Voice Chat
Tablo Escobar - Your personal bully with 1,700+ dialogues
9 “Sus” Collectibles with satisfying sound effects
Cat Mask Wearing Bear who spits on players
Snowball Fight - totally not rigged
Freeze Tag - if everyone freezes, everyone dies
The Crow Taxi - very questionable ride
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Reviews
병신같은게임
This is genuinely the biggest waste of two hours of my life please never play this game.
Even though the story is correct about how Asian parents tackled their journey to school, the game is hella clunky and inconsistent. Doesn't feel great to play at all, boss fights lack depth. Couldn't physically play anymore.
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Languages: English*, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Hindi*languages with full audio support
Hours played at review time, across 76 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
im so glad i could be like my dad
u gave my pc crypoto miner
если ты не можешь пройти это не ты долбоёб, а разработчик.
На разных уровнях меня багало и я летала над испытаниями, спустить меня можно было только, если меня собьют с помощью снежка. иначе приходится перезохадить, а так смешно весело
game wont even load bro 🥀
game of the year!
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