
Why am I serving coffee to them? Strange customers keep talking to me, and I just listen. What even is this café to me?"HELLLLLCAFEEEEE" is an adventure game set in a bizarre café.
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Discounts
Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0/day in the week to Aug 30 → 0/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 25 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 10 places towards #1, and the 2,413 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
About
"HELLLLLCAFEEEEE" is an adventure game set in a strange café.

◆ Story
Why am I serving coffee to them here?
What even is this café to me?
Weird customers keep saying things to me, and I just listen.
But… for what purpose?
Actually, where is this place? I don’t understand anything.
I keep working, hoping that someday I’ll get out of here—go somewhere else.

◆ Game Features
A walking simulator where various events happen as you move around.
Examine objects to progress the story.
No quest markers or time limits—enjoy the game at your own pace.
But they won’t stop talking to you.
Playtime: 30–60 minutes
◆ Streaming Guidelines
Streaming is allowed without permission for both individuals and organizations.
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Reviews
"I want to believe that everyone was born because they were wanted." We be getting somber, thoughtful, and introspective at the Starbucks in Hell.
太久没玩这个作者的系列,bro的运镜水平还是一如既往的狗屎啊。超广视角+超快运镜+屏幕拉伸,真是苍蝇复眼模拟器,就怕你不晕。 本作也是美美进化出了无特征物,拿脸探路的究极近视眼迷宫了,能玩下来没有干呕的都是有着超级平衡感的超人,献上敬意。 剧情平平无奇,依旧回忆流水账,几乎没有奇幻色彩了。所有亮点,就是封面的furry了,把人骗进来鲨。像是看上漂亮妹妹被约去集会,结果进门发现某种绝症病友交流互助会,听着鸡同鸭讲的互相诉苦,很破灭,很无奈。我也不知道我在期待什么,这个故事展开太平庸了。
100% Completion Review: I suppose this is an accurate representation of hell; being forced to work as a sleep deprived barista at a cafe for eternity. Only after collecting all five, may you find your way to heaven. Definitely one of my favorite Lu games, being one of the most cohesive and unique in my eyes. This one is definitely worth playing.
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Japanese
Hours played at review time, across 39 reviews with recorded playtime.
It wouldn’t be a Lu game if the title didn’t have a million repeated letters in it. It’s part of the plot [i](I have yet to see evidence that it’s part of the plot, but this is my suspicion)[/i]. Same thing with the ginormous booba. That’s also part of the plot.
Short, sweet psychological comedy horror. This is the 2nd game I've completed by Lu(1st was VeryVeryHouse) I'm excited to play through their entire catalog.
Bought for the boobs, stayed for the amazing story. Has to be my favorite Lu game so far!
有中文 有成就 同系列捆绑包里已经有19部作品啦 ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣩⡩⢭⣛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢱⣿⡿⢆⣉⣥⣬⣴⣶⣦⣭⣭⣙⣛⣫⣭⠴⣒⣲⡙⣿⣿ ⢛⣫⡝⣿⠘⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⠇⣿⣿ ⣮⣭⣾⢏⣾⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣸⣿⣿ ⣿⣶⢠⣬⣻⣷⣶⣿⣦⣼⢿⠛⡿⣿⣟⣉⣍⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢹⡱⠶ ⣿⣟⣈⢭⣭⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣆⠶⠰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣭⣝⣻⣿⢸⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⡛⢱⣾⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣶⡙⣿⣿⣿⣶⣮⡹⢟⣡⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⢘⡛⢿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⢇⣭⣭⣭⣭⡐⣾⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠜⠿⠟⡘⢿⣿⡸⠿⢿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⡁⣿⣷⡜⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣾⣷⣆⢻⣷⣶⣶⣿⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣐⣼⣿⢃⣿
unfortunately this game gave me an actual headache while moving.
何らかの理由で警察に追われてビルから落ちた猫?犬?の女性がコーヒーショップで働くというストーリー。 珍しく(?)直球に内省的な内容で理解しやすかった。 [spoiler] いつもの牛の置物を収集すると別ENDへ行けます(多分全部で5個)[spoiler]
Felt like an acid trip w Booba
Players by region
Where this game's players are, estimated from review languages.
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