
GUARDS! is an online co-op fantasy FPS that puts you in the underfunded and over-zealous steel boots of the City Watch. Kick down doors, bust criminals and cause excessive property damage as you fight to restore law and order to the corrupt city of New Alestead.
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Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.14/day in the week to Sep 4 → 0/day in the week after.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 19.5/day in the week to Jul 16 → 0/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,400 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
About


Work together as a team and fight your way through the wretched streets of New Alestead. You will need to rely on your teammates if you are going to make out of the city alive.
New Alestead has a disease... and you are the cure! Dispense justice quickly and thoroughly because these criminals wont wait to attack you one at a time.
Sometimes you need to improvise! Use crates, barrels, planks, bits of door, arms, a variety of City Watch approved civility moderation tools or even your foot to bring criminals in dead or alive.

It's not all City sanctioned murder and wanton property destruction, sometimes you actually need to arrest some people, secure contraband or escort important VIP's out of the city.
When you find the criminals hideout, you will be outnumbered and outgunned. Wait and watch from the shadows to observe enemy patrol patterns, gang composition and any environmental objects that you might be able to use to your advantage.
When it all kicks off you're going to have to think on your feet and coordinate with your partners. Just try to make sure you take out more bad guys than other officers in the process!

Three rival factions control the city. The Fogtoof Boyz, an Orc gang with a reputation for violence and destruction. The Commision, a band of rogue merchants whose lust for power put them on the wrong side of the law, and The Corpse Cult - an religious organization infecting the city by turning its followers into mindless zombies.
Each gang has a kingpin. Take out the kingpin, you take out the gang. You will have to work your way up the food chain in order to find the kingpins location and assault their hideout.
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Reviews
Themes across 45 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
Fun, chaotic, beans. A bit hard when playing alone, especially when trying to get the kingpins but the game already tells you that. Makes me feel like a biblically accurate Judge Dredd. 10/10 will play again.
Game seems funny and playable, althrought it is clumsy. I would play it, if not connection problems. My character is teleporting back, there are lags despite good connection. I would play it and not refunding if there was no connection problems.
Безумно веселый кооператив, трэш и разрушение
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English*, Russian, Simplified Chinese, French, German, Japanese, Portuguese - Brazil, Ukrainian*languages with full audio support
Hours played at review time, across 45 reviews with recorded playtime.
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Meant for co-op, games are too laggy and even sometimes unplayable if not host. Would be better if it was meant for single player
The one good thing about this game is that it's always ready to play. Never have to wait for an update!
I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF BUT AFTER PLAYING THIS GAME I FINALLY FEEL JOY. THERE IS NO BUGS OR GLITCHES AT ALL IT HAS VERY GOOD GRAPHICS AND IS SUPER NICE AND FUN.
my kicking down doors fantasy has been satisfied
It really is a game of all time.
Could be good but it has some pretty dumb issues. Sensitivity is ♥♥♥♥♥♥, it goes to 5 but 0.3 is already too much but 0.2 is not enough... Plus it's very different on both axis and you can't change that. May have some acceleration too... Anyway, it handles like ♥♥♥♥. FOV could be better too, your weapons block half your view. Every enemy you kill gets his face censored with a pixelated blur. I guess it's a joke but it gets old pretty fast and you're still stuck with that in your face all the time... Can't change that either. Tried a rescue mission, found the 2 guys, they started following while crying every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ second... It was so annoying that I ended up failing the mission because I killed them myself...
Do it...
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