Garaged Crypto Miner

GARAGED CRYPTO MINER

A deep tycoon sim about building, tuning, and scaling a cryptocurrency

mining operation, all in a warm terminal style interface. You start with

one rig on a workbench in your garage. Where it goes from there is up to you.

BUILD RIGS FROM REAL HARDWARE

Shop a catalog of components modeled on actual mining gear: GPUs, ASICs,

CPUs, power supplies, cooling, and more. Every part has its own hashrate,

power draw, heat, and failure rate, and no two cards are identical. Assemble

builds on the Workbench, then rack them in your facility.

MINE COINS, TRADE THE MARKET

Mine a range of cryptocurrencies (Bitcoin, Monero, and more), each rewarding

a different hardware strategy. Then ride a market that fights back, with

realistic price action, sudden shocks, and full bull and bear cycles. Read

the charts, place your orders, and decide whether to sell on sight or gamble

on the pump.

HEAT, POWER, AND ENTROPY

Hardware runs hot and wears out. Manage temperatures against the seasons,

overclock or undervolt each part to chase hashrate, but push too far and

you'll cook it. Size your PSUs and keep total draw under the breaker, or

watch your rigs trip offline. Nothing lasts forever.

SCALE FROM GARAGE TO DATA CENTER

Outgrow the garage and relocate, to a warehouse, then a full data center,

each with its own upgrade trees and overhead. But relocation is ONE WAY, and

bigger sites carry brutal costs that keep the pressure on. Lock in power

contracts, take loans against your net worth, and watch the APR.

PICK YOUR PAIN

From a guided EASY start to BRUTAL, where $200 isn't even enough for a basic

rig. Mine it, trade it, or do both. How big you grow is the whole point.