Existential Kitty Cat RPG

I played this game to completion. I can't really be sure why... Maybe curiosity? The dialogue is odd, and funny at times. The story follows pretty standard lines. The title of the game is appropriate. It's a pretty decent, functional old-school JRPG. Play it if you want. It's not bad, but I wouldn't personally recommend it.

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This is a short little, generic JRPG-like that is priced right, around $1-2. It was good for an afternoon of distraction, and I managed to complete the game in about 4 hours of game time, maybe less. There's not a whole lot to it - there are four classes, and conveniently, four character slots, though you aren't obligated to select one of each class. Skills max out around level 10, which you'll hit halfway through the game. There's a handful of weapons and limited equipment (I think I saw three unique vendors, whose inventory never updates.) On the down side, there are some major spelling errors in the game text, and a strangely out-of-place inclusion of randomly sexualized items, which clash against the otherwise G-rated setting. Seriously, there's no in-game explanation for why certain consumables and gear need to draw inspiration from Chuck Tingle titles. Anyway, if you consider $2 or less worth three or more hours of entertainment, you could do worse.

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The game is actually okay, but the ending was highly disappointing. It kind of felt like an F you to the player. The game was a bit goofy, but the lackluster close was not expected. The good: I like cats. I apparently didn't pay enough attention to the screenshots and just looked at the game's cover image. There is one human character with cat ears. Another named Tim Cat that is theoretically a cat but has no ears. A normal human named cat. And a dog thing that looks like an actual mix of dog and person. I thought it would be...cats. But the cat jokes were fine with me. I didn't have any broken bits and was able to get in the necessary areas. The bad: The ending. The profanity. There are jokes about items like "false phallus" and "dildo hat". I feel like the Venn diagram of people who gravitate to that humor and people who like cat jokes has a rather thin overlap. I left it on the end screen for...a while to see if anything would happen. But nothing happened. Weird experience.

I hate to see a good game with only 2 user reviews. Anyone with even a casual interest in old school JRPGs should pick this one up. Everything works fine & some of the item names are...quite hysterical. :) Good story. If I had a minor gripe, I would have liked to have seen even MORE M-RATED content. B+

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RPG Maker strikes again! Existential Kitty Cat RPG is one of hundreds of low effort retro-pixel RPG Maker asset/construction kit flips spamming the Steam catalog, made with the RPG Maker video game construction kit... in their own words, "Our easy to use tools are simple enough for a child." Like all RPG Maker "games", this is essentially a bunch of low quality/canned assets from RPG Maker coupled with a cringeworthy high school anime club fan fiction. As with all RPG Maker games, the poor quality engine displays badly in fullscreen and doesn't have full HD support or any graphics tweaking options, making this unacceptable for any dedicated modern PC gamer. The point can be made that the intention of RPG Maker is to make demos and small games to pass around friends, and shouldn't be used for "professional" game development. Like most RPG Maker shovelware and asset flips, the game features extremely low quality copy + pasted 2D retro pixel art, looks awful, and has even worse gameplay. RPG Maker is an absolutely terrible construction kit, and never results in games of any reasonable quality or value to gamers. It seems like the "developer" here is a serial offender and has dumped over a dozen of these phoned in RPG Maker asset flips, minimal effort stuff, with lazy map designs, bad encounter designs, basically everything done with RPG Maker assets and stock character image creators, and completely terrible, elementary schoolchild tier writing. This is no exception, as the developer claims it's a ripoff of Jim Davis's famous Garfield character, but has nothing to do with it. It's full of peurile pre-pubsescent schoolyard humour, the type children get up to when they realise there's no adults around to punish them for being vile. It makes one wonder about the mental state of the "developer" of this garbage, but then you see just how much trash they've dumped on Steam, it just makes things worse. Toying around with RPG Maker for about 3 hours doesn't make someone a real game developer, and I question how it's good for gamers to permit so many of these RPG Maker asset flips onto Steam when they have no real value as a video game. It's worth pointing out if you really do want to play RPG Maker garbage, there's literally hundreds of completely free RPG Maker asset flips on Steam, all better than this paid product. The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 5 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 100,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. Existential Kitty Cat RPG is relatively cheap at $1 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. Gamers who want a good retro JRPG experience would be better off playing the originals, like Final Fantasy, Star Ocean or Chrono Trigger. This is also competing with over 11,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product.

[h1][b] Reseña de Existential Kitty Cat RPG[/b][/h1] [h2]Resumen del Juego[/h2] Existential Kitty Cat RPG es ese tipo de RPG indie que combina aventura ligera, combate por turnos y vibra “anime adorable” con gatos mágicos… y una crisis existencial de fondo, porque claro: si vas a maullar, que sea con angustia filosófica. Suena a chiste, pero el juego se toma lo suficiente en serio como para que te lo tomes tú también (a ratos). La primera impresión es clarísima: esto huele a RPGMaker por todos lados (y no lo digo como insulto… bueno, sí un poquito). Es un título de un jugador, casual, con enfoque en rol japonés y comedia, ideal para sesiones cortas donde quieres sentirte héroe sin tener que sudar como en un soulslike. Acción y rol “de acción” están en la etiqueta mental del juego, pero lo que manda aquí es el ritmo de JRPG: explorar, hablar, pelear por turnos y seguir el cuento. En resumen: un viaje bonito, raro y potencialmente encantador… con la energía social de una biblioteca a las 3 a.m. (sí, ahora mismo hay 0 jugadores). [h2]Lo Miau-gnífico y lo Miau-jorable[/h2] Lo Bueno: Temática de gatos “adorables” con fantasía y magia: difícil no sonreír aunque seas de piedra. Tono de comedia + existencialismo: una mezcla absurda que puede funcionar sorprendentemente bien. Combate por turnos y enfoque JcE: ideal si quieres progreso sin estrés competitivo. Diseño pensado para un jugador: experiencia directa, sin depender de nadie (ni de la comunidad). Subtítulos disponibles: mínimo indispensable, pero se agradece. Lo No Tan Bueno: 0 jugadores actuales: el ecosistema social está más vacío que el plato del gato a las 6:01. 0 logros disponibles: Steam sin logros es como un JRPG sin grinding… sospechoso. Compatibilidad parcial con mando: en un RPG casual esto debería ser “enchufar y listo”, no “más o menos”. Recomendaciones totales: N/A… porque aparentemente el juego existe en un universo paralelo. Señales claras de RPGMaker: si esperas mucha sorpresa técnica, mejor ajusta expectativas. [h2]Tabla de Evaluación[/h2] [table] [tr][th]Aspecto[/th][th]Puntuación (0-10)[/th][th]Comentario[/th][/tr] [tr][td]Jugabilidad[/td][td]6[/td][td]Loop clásico de RPG por turnos: funciona, sin reinventar nada.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Dificultad / IA[/td][td]5[/td][td]Más casual que retador; la IA suele ser “cumplidora”.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Contenido[/td][td]5[/td][td]Promete aventura y rol, pero sin señales de volumen o variedad extra.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Gráficos / Video[/td][td]6[/td][td]Estética indie/RPGMaker: simpática, limitada, efectiva.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Historia[/td][td]6[/td][td]El gancho existencial felino suena divertido; probable foco narrativo.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Ambientación[/td][td]6[/td][td]Fantasía “preciosa” y mágica: un mundo cómodo para perderse.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Efectos (VFX)[/td][td]5[/td][td]Lo esperable en este estilo: funcional, sin fuegos artificiales.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Música[/td][td]6[/td][td]Típico acompañamiento JRPG: cumple si no buscas épica AAA.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Voces[/td][td]4[/td][td]No hay indicios de doblaje; si existe, no es un punto fuerte anunciado.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Diversidad[/td][td]5[/td][td]Mucho “gato adorable y fantasía”; variedad real, incierta.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Rendimiento[/td][td]7[/td][td]En juegos de este perfil suele ir estable en la mayoría de PCs.[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Rejugabilidad[/td][td]5[/td][td]Sin logros y sin señales de rutas/retos extra, rejugar depende de ti.[/td][/tr] [tr][td][b]Total Puntuaciones (Aceptable)[/b][/td][td][b]5.5[/b][/td][td]Una idea simpática que cumple, pero no deslumbra ni se vende sola.[/td][/tr] [/table] [h2]Conclusión (Aceptable)[/h2] Existential Kitty Cat RPG tiene un concepto que vende: gatos, magia, comedia y un toque existencial que puede dar momentos genuinamente graciosos o raramente entrañables. Como RPG casual de un jugador, parece apuntar a lo seguro: combate por turnos, aventura ligera y una estética familiar para quien ya jugó indies del estilo. Pero seamos controversiales: hoy el juego se siente como una fiesta temática donde no llegó nadie. Con 0 jugadores activos y recomendaciones en N/A, esto no es “joya oculta”, es “objeto no identificado”. Y sin logros, tampoco hay ese empujoncito de Steam para exprimirlo o presumirlo. ¿Vale la pena? Si te atrae específicamente la idea de un JRPG felino existencial y no necesitas validación social, puede ser un “guilty pleasure” decente. Si buscas algo con comunidad, metas claras y pulido moderno, este michi filosófico te va a mirar desde la ventana… y tú vas a seguir de largo. [h3]Recomendación de Compra (Solo si eres del culto felino-existencial)[/h3] Puntuación Total: 5.5/10 Número de jugadores activos al momento de hacer esta review: 0 Descuento máximo registrado: N/A Veredicto: [i]Recomendado con reservas (para fans de RPGMaker, gatos y humor raro)[/i] Si lo tuyo son los RPG por turnos sencillos, el encanto indie y los gatos con crisis existencial, aquí hay suficiente para pasar un buen rato. Si esperas un RPG “grande”, con sistema profundo, comunidad viva o motivos para rejugar más allá del cariño, este juego te va a dar justo lo que promete… y ni un maullido extra.