Europa Universalis V

If I'm gonna be honest here, I don't know about this game. There's a lot of aspects I like about it but there's also a lot of aspects I hate about it as well. The Pros: - The map is absolutely beautiful. Its defiantly a step above the old game graphics wise and the world feels huge. - There's tons of more provinces for you to own. There's also tons of more things for you to do with them as well like building cities on them and even depopulating them. - a 1337 startdate. In my opinion a much better one than the 1444 startdate in EU4 - A revamped and complex economic system that you DONT have to micromanage if you don't want to that also comes with more buildings. - A revamped trade system that you DONT have to micromanage that comes with the ability to create your own trade nodes/markets - An actual population system instead of the development system in EU4. no more "Push the magical button to increase your manpower". - An overall decrease in magical buttons in the game. - Some interesting situations and events to mess around with. - lots and lots of more countries for you to play Neutrals: - Army and Naval system is noticeably different compared to EU4. It has three different sections and some new units. It seems more tedious than fun. The Cons: - A bad UI with a bunch of missing features like monthly expenses for certain buildings. I lost a game because I spammed barracks, I thought they didn't have maintenance and I couldn't be bothered to sift through the menus in order to try and destroy them. - Despite having some interesting historical events, its still pretty bland and empty in that department. A lot of countries just don't have content. - A ridiculously overturned aggressive expansion system that makes it virtually impossible to conquer any provinces after 1630 or so. Like you can annex the handicapped parking spot outside of a McDonald's and these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ would form a coalition against you. - a great power system thats always stacked with Asian and Indian countries because they have loads of money and people despite Europeans historically being superior to them in every single way. There's also no tech penalties for them so they're on equal footing with the west. - The AI clearly gangs up on you even if there's no coalitions. Had the entirety of Europe fight me in my Byzantium game when I declared war on Naples during the Italian wars even though Naples conquered the papal states and countries like France and Milan had competing interests with them. I ultimately won it because... - The AI just sucks at fighting wars. They naval invade coastal forts and attack with peasant levies both of which result in immense casualties for them. The KD ratio I had in some of these wars is incredible. - Impossible to beat alliances in eastern Europe which makes ottoman expansion there impossible. - A ridiculously powerful Egypt that never collapses and cant be beaten in most cases. Thank god paradox set their ai to pacifist mode. - Colonial borders and colonization in general looks extremely ugly. - A whole host of bugs and issues with the game. - A research system with way too many things to research. - some very horrible game updates from paradox which fix one thing at the cost of breaking ten others. For a while you had a bug with secessionist rebels spawning everywhere which was later fix by an update that made other rebels spawn like two seconds after the game started. Ended up not playing the game for two months after that. - some mixed signals from paradox on where they want the game to go or how they want it to be played All in all I don't recommend this game in its current state. I'd say wait a year and then checkback to see if the game has improved or not.

Okay, the long-suffering EU5. Yes, the game is unfinished, yes, there are a lot of bugs, and yes, some mechanics don’t work. But it already has A LOT of depth, even if not all of it is useful, and some mechanics seem to exist mainly for future DLCs to improve them somehow BUT this game is highly addictive if you really try to put some thought into it and set personal goals. For example, instead of min-maxing, you can try to conquer Spain as the Aztecs, survive the Red Turban Rebellion as the Yuan, and so on. If you work toward these goals, you will have a lot of fun, and the game is constantly improving I really hope that this game will become great, and it is already more complex than any other Paradox game. Yes, it is undercooked, but I still believe in its potential, and I can recommend it if you can close your eyes to most of its problems. But you should probably wait for a few more patches if you really don’t tolerate bugs

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Half baked slop that has become the norm for Paradox. I have been a fan for ages but this is my last one.

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