DLC Quest

En plus d'être drôle, ce petit jeu m'a fait vibé fort sur la musique Keygen l'aventure est courte mais j'en attendais pas plus pour 3€ !

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ Reality is a downgrade ☐ Beautiful enough to make grown men cry ☐ Good ☐ It won't make your eyes bleed ☐ Looks like a PS2 fever dream ☑ Made in MS Paint by a blind squirrel ☐ Literal ASCII art ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Warning: highly addictive ☐ Good ☐ Click until you get carpal tunnel ☑ Mehh ☐ Watching paint dry is more thrilling ☐ Alt+F4 is the best game mechanic ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Mozart is weeping in his grave ☐ Eargasm ☐ Good ☑ Royalty-free generic tracks ☐ Bad ☐ RIP my eardrums (2026) ☐ Microwave noises ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Literal fetuses ☑ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☐ Your tech-illiterate Grandma ☐ People who hate themselves ☐ Sweaty tryhards ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ A literal potato hooked to a battery ☐ Toaster ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA to borrow their supercomputer ☐ Will physically melt your GPU ---{ Game Size }--- ☑ Fits on a floppy disk ☐ 1-5 GB ☐ 5-10 GB ☐ 10-20 GB ☐ 20-50 GB ☐ 50-100 GB ☐ Say goodbye to your SSD ---{ Difficulty }--- ☑ My cat beat it by walking on the keyboard ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Requires significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Prepare to cry ☐ Will cause severe anger management issues ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards ☐ Average grind level ☐ Second full-time job ☐ Say goodbye to your family and friends ---{ Story }--- ☑ Story? What story? ☐ Some lore hidden in item descriptions ☐ Better than Twilight ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ Made me question my entire existence ---{ Game Time }--- ☑ Shorter than the Steam refund window ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ You will die of old age before finishing this ---{ Price }--- ☐ Free (but actually pay-to-win) ☐ Worth the price ☐ Wait for a 99% off sale ☐ If u have spare money left ☑ Burn your money instead, it's warmer ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Polished to perfection ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ More bugs than a Bethesda launch ☐ The bugs are the actual features ---{ Value }--- ☐ Best financial decision of my life ☐ Good ☐ Average ☑ I want my time and money back ---{ Rating ?/10 }--- ☐ -5 ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☑ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 ☐ 11 ---{ Final Thoughts }--- I had bought this game originally when it was released. It had a fun novelty of games at the time putting quality of life dlc with some dlc that should have been included. Replaying this game in 2026, it has not aged well. Most games have some sort of DLC being made for day 1 release of a game or within a few months. So it is no longer satire, but a quick game that you can complete within ten minutes. I am giving it a meh, but thumbs up just barely.