
Eggs: perfection in two parts. The simple whites. The sublime yolk. Each the lesser without its partner. Chorus and verse. A symphony of flavor. The catchy tune reminding us of warm baths and late-night movies. The elevator music to whatever lies beyond.
Modeled estimate, not a reported figure. How we estimate →
Prices
Each in the currency that store quoted — not converted: the gap between two rows is the publisher's pricing, not an exchange rate.
Every market we collect.
Discounts
Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 2/day in the week to Aug 18 → 5.29/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 24 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 9 places towards #1, and the 2,419 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
About


Embrace the truth in Arctic Eggs, or the Tale of the Modern Odysseus. Slip into the boots of a humble Poultry Peddler, stripped of rank for crimes forgotten. Pan in hand, set forth and feed the hungry inhabitants of this humble habitat. It’s all in the wrist.
What are fish but eggs with extra steps? What is bacon but pigs without the fluff? How long should one cook a cigarette? Such questions have plagued poets and kings since man claimed fire. Perhaps in your journey you’ll find the answers. Or like, at least the answers for YOU, dude. That’s what matters most.
Everyone has a story. All you have to do is listen. Or don’t. You can just click real fast to get to the cooking parts. It’s not like we’re watching you. YOU bought the game. You can play it now YOU want. I mean, who am I to tell you what to do? Not really my vibe.
The game isn’t hard. Cooking is.
Can you cook an egg on top of Mount Everest? I am not sure. But perhaps that’s irrelevant.
Genres
Updates
Build ids and update times come straight from Steam's PICS — the same source SteamDB reads. Patch history grows as we record new builds.
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 287 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
thoroughly enjoyed it. very weird, funny, and thought provoking
absolute masterpiece
Tai gostei
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Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Portuguese - Brazil, Simplified Chinese, French, Italian, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Portugal, Russian +4 more
Hours played at review time, across 288 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Frustrating in a good way. The dialogue is half funny and interesting, half completely incomprehensible mush of words. But what an experience!
Ну ооочень понравилась! Механика в игре приятная, графика, как и во всех играх от команды, невероятная. Обожаю их визуальную составляющую, как и сюрреалистические, но тем не менее глубокие сюжеты!
Short, absurd, and fun
JUEGAZO, es cine
boy dinner simulator. btw i poop like kevin! you are not alone kevin
i cooka da egg. its a silly stupid game
Surreal world exploration? check. Cooking eggs and other weird stuff? yes. Great game for some reason? sure. Either you like that stuff or you don't, i guess.
Players by region
Where this game's players are, estimated from review languages.
Players also reviewed
The games this title's players most often review too — audience affinity.
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