All Hail the Orb

I did not expect this to be such a thought out and one of a kind experience. All Hail The Orb is a fun, short, idle clicker / cult simulator where you gather resources, expand your base to summon back the creator of all... thing well beyond human comprehension. Jackie "Bob" Duckster needs to be returned to the living world and we will stop at nothing to get him back. The graphics are great, music slaps and the gameplay is addictive. Pick this one up, you will not regret it, one of my fav games of 2026 up there with Dice With Death and Hungry Horrors. THE DUCKNATION SHALL NOT BE SILENCED. AS I WITNESS THE UNHOLY CRAVINGS OF THE DUCK, I TREMBLE INSIDE FROM THE MAJESTY OF THE QUACK. FOLLOW THE GOOSE, THE GUIDE LEAVES NO STONE UNTURNED.

Ha man, I'm torn with this one. It's one of these "give me a neutral review possibility Valve!" games. I played a TON of idle games, big ones, short ones, you name it. This one starts in the most amazing way, I was instantly hooked and couldn't stop myself playing. I was legitimately thinking it was one of the best I've ever played in the genre and in the short time range. But then everything fell apart. Around the 3rd resource unlocked, you can feel the dev was lacking ideas as they went by and it was more and more showing. Ultimately, you're playing a few minigames tied together with no real long term plan. Some upgrades are quickly maxed out and you wonder why there's not more possibilities there (looking at you duck portal), the last tier of resources is almost useless as well, you can finish the game with a lot of stuff not maxed out... Oh and ducks look important but they can almost be totally ignored. There was so much more to do with them. In the end I finished the game with a great sensation of frustration because this game could have been so much more and I ended up feeling like playing a demo more like a full game. For a few bucks it's okay but I would have wanted more polished content. With that production value, it could have been amazing.

I found the game boring. And wtf is with the ducks??

Really fun incremental game, with crazy attention to detail and a fun theme and it can be finished in 5-6 hours so it doesn't even take too long to get through. Only thing that could be improved is the performance around the end of the game with the particles.

All Hail the Orb is a great incremental game. The game is very well made and is very unique. It has a ton of things to do and you get new mechanics unlocking until the very end of the game. Aside from some performance issues in the late game, this game has everything: a memorable soundtrack, cool graphics, lots of charm, funny dialogues, it's a bit more idle than other incrementals, but because there are so many mechanics and unlocks, active play is still necessary and rewarded. Overall, one of the best incremental games on the market, if a bit short. Recommended!

用AI修复了一下卡死的问题，需要的自取 具体元凶是 strings_zh 里的： ui.no_cultists_machine 原中文： 机器这边还没人来干活！想给信徒换个职业………………………………………… 你得先有信徒才行……拜托。 里面那串超长中文省略号很可能触发了 TextMeshPro 或文本动画组件的排版/解析问题，导致点“开始”进游戏时卡死。最后修成了： 机器这边还没人来干活！想给信徒换职业？你得先有信徒才行。拜托。 另外我也顺手修了 strings_zh 里 10 个占位符错误，比如中文把 {chance} 写成了 {effectiveMutationChance * 100f:F0}。这些不一定是本次卡死主因，但属于后续 UI 很容易出问题的翻译错误。 修复办法是直接补丁 Unity 资源文件： All Hail the Orb_Data\resources.assets 保留的备份有： All Hail the Orb_Data\resources.assets.bak_cursor_zhfix All Hail the Orb_Data\resources.assets.bak_cursor_placeholderfix 需要的工具： Python 3 UnityPy，用于读取 Unity 的 TextAsset 一个脚本，用来抽取并修改 resources.assets 里的 strings_zh Unity 日志 Player.log，路径在 AppData\LocalLow\LeGingerDev\All Hail the Orb\Player.log，用来确认卡死阶段 如果以后 Steam 更新把补丁覆盖了，重复做法就是：读取 resources.assets 里的 strings_zh，找到 ui.no_cultists_machine，把那条长省略号中文改短即可。Steam 验证游戏完整性会还原官方原文件，也会撤销这个修复。

Эх...опять посмотрел KerneX'а и купил какую-то хрень))) На деле простенькая кликалка, с упором в утки или упоротостью в утки. Проходится, выбиваются все достижения и...забывается раз и на всегда!