Waterpark Simulator

it's absolutely wild to me that this game has released as a 1.0 version, let alone a game at all. You cannot pick up items and trash them. ie: life rings or beachballs. you cannot build your own pools (and the devs have stated that they don't have immediate plans to change that). the lifeguards don't sit in the lifeguard chairs, they just wander around. there is no undo feature if you do something wrong. I have over 60 hours across planet coaster 1 and 2 and was expecting something that was made with even 10% of the competency of those games, astronomically let down by this unfinished buggy mess.

勤劳勇敢的我，一个人非常艰辛地操持着这并不大的小区游泳馆 但我发现这一天下来要干的事忙到四只手都干不过来 他们买票有各种要求也罢，连买热狗柠檬水爆米花都折腾我的脑记忆 逃票的贼人不单逃票，还冲过来抢光我的热狗 生意冷清时我得跑到大街发传单，为了来回补客源和补货不知道被车撞飞了多少回 有人不敢跳水我得推他一把，有人逃票我也得推他一把，怎么就没人推我一把，只有那满场子的积水，推得我不像人型反复抽搐 你们每天都会制造大量垃圾积水污垢，还在泳池大小便，但这幽蓝的水让我掏出老花镜都发现不了漂浮的大便，只能看着你们一个个给我差评 天知道7点关门后的我一个人收拾到不知道几点，你们竟然还想我开夜班轮转到深夜 但你们离开时没告诉我白天时把滑梯、踏板、厕所、甚至泳池排水管都弄坏了 于是忘了修理的我第二天看着你们跳进干泳池里集体自杀，看着厕所喷屎，才逐渐学会了下班后还得敲敲打打每个设施 好不容易熬出头有了第一个员工，想再找一个解放双手告诉我得奔往下一个小目标 转头出来看到第一天门口给我塞钱的好心大哥，却竟然狮子大开口要我十倍返回，恶狠狠地恐吓我 天崩的噩耗，这日子真难啊……想象着那美好的真正的水上世界，这独力支撑的我，何时才熬到头

Rarely have I been this invested in a sim game. This one speaks to me. -Slapstick ragdoll physics -The freedom to make a chaotic mess -A.I. dumb enough to use a diving board when there's no pool. -Satisfying incremental progression -Shop management -And actively mopping or repairing equipment by bashing it with a hammer Goofy fun game

I saw Caseoh play the game, it seemed really fun. I bought it, played it for some time, but then realized the popcorn stand has an AI-generated image. Even if the creator says it isn't, I don't believe it, it just seems to be traced from AI. It's a fun game, but unless a change is made to remove all AI from the game, I can't recommend it.

If Two Point and Planet Coaster had kids, this would be the result. A fantastic, un-putdownable game that makes you laugh, cry, and rage all at the same time, but for all the right reasons. Fun to play with my partner. Hard to stop!

とりあえずパーク評価★5まで行きました。 破産して死亡するようなことは無いタイプのゲームですが、自動化の進捗が絶妙に調整されていてパークの拡張に応じてスタッフを雇ってもプレイヤーは常に忙しく走り回る必要があります。 ちょっと待って 真面目に書こうかなって思ったけど そういうゲームではない 超おもろいバカゲーって事だけ覚えて帰ってください 素手でうんこ掴んで投げるし みんなプールでおしっこしすぎ 現実でもみんなプールでおしっこしてるんかなあ

guest moves in front of me as i'm mopping puddles guest slips on puddle guest stands up in front of my mopping puddles guest gets hit with mop guest hits me 10/10 game