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I used to be a normal person. I played games at a casual pace, I slept 8hrs and my sanity was stable. Now? If I don't hear a Violent DING followed by a nuclear explosion every 1.5 seconds, my brain literally shuts down. Here's the rundown: You're a blood-powered GoPro going on a rampage through hell. But you can't just kill demons, you gotta do it with flare. If you aren't actively cyberbullying an angel by punching your own shotgun shell, the game calls you a loser and hands you a D rank. Also, the most lethal weapon in the universe isn't a rocket launcher. Its loose pocket change. Tossing a quarter in the air and sniping it to split a laser beam through a bosses skull whilst sliding at mach 4 is an exhilaration you will never recover from and I never knew I could wipe out all of hell using the same currency I use at a vending machine. Pros: -You can parry a punch the size of a skyscraper -You can parry your own shots -Gabriel screams at you like an angry Xbox Live kid from 2012 -The soundtrack is PEAK (War Without Reason is top) Cons: - Tried flicking a coin irl and lost 50p behind the fridge -P Sanctums will ruin your life (especially P2) Overall, if you want a ruined wrist, unlimited adrenaline and a BANGER soundtrack, 100% buy this game 11/10 (This is my first review, hope you like it.)

I need Gabriel so bad... I want him to comfort me... Good game, I'm on the greed layer so far and despite the occasional motion sickness, it's really good.

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