Three Sisters

Being told to kill myself in a video game is certainly something that I never expected to experience repeatedly in the year 2026. A refreshing change compared to the cozy game trend of sunshine and surface level writing. Reminds me of the days when we played around in the computer lab trying to find the edgiest game to shock each other with. Middle schoolers are so easy to amuse while an older me needs something more than shock value to get me laughing. Edgy writing that has no thought and effort behind it. It’s more bland and boring than actually offensive to its audience. But that’s on me for expecting much more from a game literally called slop by its own creator. A slop game should still have something going for it nonetheless as in good writing or enjoyable gameplay, which it doesn’t. Being in early access is no excuse for the dev not even trying to put in the effort to dazzle their customer base. Custom art and trying to recapture the humor from the early 2000s flash game era is an exercise in futility. That audience no longer exists as they've grown up and moved on to competently produced games with better production values. The devs might have borrowed a rpg staple to innovate their games’ combat from better games(Bug Fables and the Paper Mario Series), but forgot that endless grinding is and still is the worst part of most rpgs. Are rpg developers allergic to creating an auto button for turn based battles or something? Or do they think we actually enjoy grinding through the same enemies over and over again just for the sweet hit of the level up screen? I assume it’s all of the above to ensure that the player doesn’t hit the refund window for this game. A clever move to keep the cash flowing from unaware players to fund the dev’s coffers. Of course a smarter player would refund the game after being bored by the pointless grinding of the same enemies over and over again to get past them to recruit the player character’s sister if they couldn’t tolerate the first hour of grinding. Only for edgy tweenagers that haven’t aged out of their dark humor phase and don’t mind tolerating rough game design of the early 2000s flash game era. Anyone else would be better off playing anything else or doing something other than playing this game. If you’re that curious or need a time waster then wait until the game is out of early access at the very least. By then the game should be a polished turd worth the discounted price of a Steam sale and your time.