Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.
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Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 1/day in the week to Aug 27 → 1.43/day in the week after.
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A time to love, and a time to hate; a time for war, and a time for [just one more murder…] -Ecclesiastes 3:8
Huzzah! The holy war is over! Your oppressors have been vanquished, the churches of the Old God lay in ruin and thousands of innocent people have been murdered! But it's not all good news; the tyrant Heavenly Peter has escaped your clutches, and you have been tasked with the mission of finding him...
Your journey will take you through a richly detailed landscape built from hundreds of different Renaissance paintings. You will steal a ship, feed a donkey, compete in a talent contest, assist an inept street magician, sing, dance, play the (magic?) flute, poke a man's face, hunt for treasure and have a chat with Our Lord God Almighty... But will you find Heavenly Peter? And if you do, how will you take your revenge!?
Pointing and Clicking – A traditional point and click interface, with a 'verb coin' interaction menu and a simple inventory from which you can drag and drop your preciously hoarded items.
Renaissance Artwork – Paintings by Rembrandt, Botticelli, Michelangelo and many more are brought together into one consistent world, in a way that is also as sympathetic as possible to the original works.
Classical Music – a soundtrack selected to fit with the style of the artwork. Music from classical composers such as Vivaldi, Bach and George Frideric Handel will accompany you on your journey.
Standalone Story – The Procession to Calvary is set in the same world as Four Last Things, but its story can be played independently.
Optional Murder – You will be equipped with a sword. This will become useful in a number of different situations, but you will be strongly discouraged from using it on people. Ignoring this advice – and murdering anyone who stands in your way – will serve as a useful method of skipping any puzzles you don't like. But be warned; your actions might come back to haunt you...
Nonsense – A style of humour reminiscent of the surreal, anarchic comedy of Monty Python. Lofty subject matter is treated with refreshing flippancy. Gags about butts are taken very seriously. But rest assured, while some of the jokes may be ridiculous, the puzzles make perfect sense! (or at least adhere to a consistent internal logic)
Moments of Surprising Profundity – Actually, no... Don't read too much into it.
Special thanks to SUPERHOT PRESENTS, whose support made this project possible.
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| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
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SteamYou are here | $9.99 | 1.6Kreviews | 97% | — | $186.6K |
| $14.99 | 319ratings | 94% | — | not modelled | |
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Themes across 131 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
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i loved it and giggled out loud a couple of times yep!
A very fun and quirky game with art and biblical references but I wouldn't recommend you to play if you are very holy hahah. Personally enjoy this even more since I get a lot of the references from the bible. Short, simple and fun point and click experience with decently challenging puzzles to solve..... or just MURDER your way through hahaha. Love how the achievements are based off bible verses. 10/10 would help MURDER everyone again
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For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,402 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
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Languages: English, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Portuguese - Brazil, Japanese, Traditional Chinese
| $2.99−70% |
| 23ratings |
| 76% |
| #237 |
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| $9.99 | — | — | — | not modelled |
| $4.49−70% | — | — | — | not modelled |
Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Hours played at review time, across 131 reviews with recorded playtime.
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The game was so much fun however I'm leaving it negative due to a lot of copyright claims from this game The Stars and Stripes Forever (March) U.S. Navy Band Chamber Concerto in F Major, RV 97: I. Largo - Allegro Jean-François Paillard ft. Günther Lemmen Handel: Music for the Royal Fireworks, HWV 351: II. Bourrée Archiv Production Wind Ensemble, August Wenzinger
画风还不错，都是些比较有名的画 但是这个无中文支持还是有点难绷 建议是去找一下大佬的汉化加上
This is a very funny game and I love the art style. PS: Kill the lion in the basilica for a tip if you are stuck!
👍 Is Good!! 👌🏻
Very original style, technically really well done. The point and click game mechanics are less obscure than others and it's almost linear at times, although if you don't play it carefully you will experience the game only partially (I won't tell more not to spoiler) so you do have to work a little bit to resolve some of the puzzles. The humor and the dialogues are brilliant, you might just want to avoid if you are a fervent catholic and very sensitive because it pulls quite a few punches. But then, as the saying goes - a game for everybody is a game for nobody.
JUEGAZO 😎👍💛🌟
This game combines two genres I really love, point and click + history art and music along with witty fourth wall breaking dark humor.. And references It has created a genre of its own, that is "Artsy Click Games" creative and enjoyable, it's a must play. [h2] 5/5
Aventura grafica corta pero increiblemente buena, con un humor Pythonesco que te partes. Funciona perfectamente en Steam Deck. LOOK AT MY MASSIVE KEY !!!
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