The Procession to Calvary

ギフトでいただいたんだけど、グーグル翻訳とDeepL翻訳使って文面追ってやるぐらいには面白かった代物。Piss off! = 失せろ！ Dang! = 畜生！という英語は完全に身についたぜ！あとはEat lead! = 鉛玉を喰らえ！とかも覚えておきたいところだね！ 殺人狂の主人公が合法的に人を殺す為に必死になるとんでもないバカゲーなんだけど、前提として結構知識を求められる風刺や皮肉を効かせたジョークも多く「どうしてなんだろう？」と調べる事もちょくちょくアリ。 事あるごとにキリストを馬鹿にしてるせいで、steam掲示板では途中からゲームそっちのけで大真面目に「神は存在するか否か」という論争になってるスレッドまであるのは面白過ぎた。 Four Last Thingsか本作かDeath of the Reprobateのどれか1本を所有していると、3本の内容全て＆追加コンテンツが遊べるという太っ腹DLCが近々発売予定。 https://store.steampowered.com/app/4562470/The_Immortal_John_Triptych_Weird_Extra_Content_Art_Gallery_DLC_Thingy/ 日本語も追加されるようで、もうこんなの買うしかねぇだろって気持ちになってる。

[code]Casual playthrough ~4 hours Minor spoilers in this review! [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45534557/]@MatureContent[/url][/code] Much like the first game, this is a fun little point and click adventure taking you through a world built up of paintings from the Renaissance. You this time play as a bloodthirsty soldier who is dissatisfied with the end of a holy war. The story continues off from where the story from the first game "Four Last Things" ended. The first game's main character John, or Immortal John as he is now known as, is the new leader of the people and sort of asks you to go kill the old leader, Heavenly Peter, or that is at least how our new main character interprets it. Immortal John is actually a pacifist, but whatever. Most of this story consists of you trying to complete a scavenger hunt for items to bribe the church men with who are blocking your way into Heavenly Peter's Basilica. Throughout this hunt you will meet many strange people and bear witness to many unholy events and there is in total three different endings. This game is quite a lot longer than the first game and it is quite a lot harder to piece together how to progress in the story. I must be honest, I used a guide throughout most of it, it was just a little too complicated for me. The writing and humor in this sequel is just as good if not even better than in the prequel and I therefore highly recommend actually reading through it. I got it on sale for like 3 bucks or something, which is a good price in my opinion, so I highly recommend it on sale. ————————————————————————————— [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45534557/]Help me out by following my Curator, I’d really appreciate it!![/url]

The negatives first, there's only one point and it's very humor subjective: - The humor can be pretty vulgar and edgy at times, and there are occasional gory moments that might not be for everyone. The meh: - The game doesn't always communicate objectives clearly. Most puzzles and progression points make sense, but there were one two moments where I wandered around aimlessly trying to figure out what the game wanted from me. The positives: - The Procession to Calvary fully embraces being ridiculous, and that's a huge part of its charm. It's a very unserious game that clearly knows exactly what it wants to be. - The visual presentation is incredibly unique. The use of classical artwork for the game's graphics gives it an identity. - The soundtrack is excellent. The musical pieces fit the scenes surprisingly well and add a lot to the overall atmosphere. - Puzzle solutions are usually logical enough that progression feels satisfying once you figure things out. - The short runtime works in the game's favor. It delivers its jokes and ideas without overstaying its welcome. It could be because I played multiple long games lately, but a short game really helps its favor here for me. As a whole, I very much enjoyed my time with The Procession to Calvary. It's a small, weird, and genuinely funny (but of course, niche humor) adventure game with one of the most distinctive art styles. If you're into Monty Python-style humor, point-and-click adventures, and games that aren't afraid to be completely ridiculous, it's well worth a look.

The protagonist is a polite and kind little girl who absolutely adores music and small critters. Would stone the hell out of her jailors at the execution. 8/10

Completei The Procession to Calvary em umas 3 horas no Game Pass antes de ter o jogo na Steam, curti muito o game e ele me tirou alguma risadas, bom se você gosta de duas coisas: jogos point and click e humor britânico ao estilo Monty Python, porque isso é tudo que o jogo é. Ah, se você curte artes clássicas também deve gostar desse jogo, porque os personagens e cenários são todas obras ou baseado nelas (pelo que entendi), a maior dificuldade do jogo é terminar sem matar ninguém, visto que a protagonista têm uma ânsia tremenda por resolver tudo com morte kkkkkk ------------------------------------- I finished The Procession to Calvary in about 3 hours on Game Pass before getting the game on Steam, I really enjoyed the game and it made me laugh a few times, well if you like two things: point-and-click games and British humor in the style of Monty Python, because that's all the game is. Oh, if you like classic art you should also like this game, because the characters and scenarios are all works of art or based on them (from what I understand), the biggest difficulty in the game is finishing without killing anyone, since the protagonist has a tremendous urge to solve everything with death lol

Fun little point and click adventure. If you enjoy the humor of Monty Python and the Holy Grail this will definitely hit for you.

Definitely a unique art style with a banging soundtrack and on top of that plenty of laughs. It’s worth every penny.

审美积累

Pros: - You will not see another game like this. If you know anything about this game it would be its cool artstyle - Love the gimmicks of just killing your way through puzzles even if it gives you a bad ending - Made me chuckle Cons: - This game is SHORT short. I 100%'d it in 2 hours 40 mins. - Falls into that "XD we're in a video game" -esque humour that I personally despise