Teslagrad

Teslagrad is a severe case of false advertising. It masquerades as a whimsical, hand-drawn indie adventure featuring a cute little boy in a scarf, but it’s actually a psychological torture simulator sponsored by the ghost of Nikola Tesla. You play as a silent orphan who clearly skipped primary school to accidentally earn a PhD in electromagnetic engineering. Your grand quest is to overthrow a tyrannical king, but instead of giving you a sword or a gun, the universe hands you a pair of glowing oven mitts that manipulate magnetic polarity. The rules are simple: red attracts blue, red repels red. Sounds easy, until a minor miscalculation causes the laws of nature to violently yeet a 10-year-old child into a grid of high-voltage neon lasers at Mach 3. To make things better, it’s a strict one-hit-death game. You will spend more time watching an elementary schooler get brutally vaporized or crushed by magnetic blocks than actually making progress. The boss fights look like beautiful animated sequences, but they play like a personal vendetta against your sanity. Verdict: 10/10. A fantastic way to realize that failing high school physics can and will eventually come back to haunt you in a video game.

Et voilà, obligé de mettre une mauvaise note à ce jeu. Bien que le fond soit excellent, les graphismes beaux, la bande son parfaite, le jeu est injouable, parce que les développeurs se sont dit que ca serait hyper pratique de mettre une configuration clavier éclatée, et que même si le joueur est libre de pouvoir la modifier à son aise, encore faut il que le jeu accepte de recevoir 2 instructions en simultané, pour, par exemple, vraiment par exemple, pouvoir sauter et aller dans une direction sur la même frame. Autant je peux comprendre que les tryhardeurs du metroidvania s'y plaisent parce qu'ils sont habitués à ce genre de jeu, autant les joueurs occasionnels qui découvrent ce type de jeu, à mon instar, se retrouvent vite dépassé par des niveaux infranchissables.

Good, if simple, Metroidvania. The world layout is rather simple for a Metroidvania. It's also rather short for a Metroidvania. The style is amazing. ---{ Gameplay }--- Peak X Great Good Meh Watch water come a to boil instead Makes your body convulse ---{ Graphics }--- This is reality X Beautiful Good Mid Bad MS-DOS Eyes Bleed ---{ Audio }--- Transcendent X Great Good Mid Bad I am now deaf ---{ Computer Specs }--- Check if you can run Paint Potato X Decent Fast Rich boi Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Difficulty }--- Just press 'W' Easy X Normal Significant Effort Sifu NES Hard ---{ Story }--- No Story Bad X Average Good Great It'll change your life ---{ Game Time }--- Long enough for a cup of coffee X Short Average Long To infinity and beyond ---{ Bang For Your Buck }--- It's free! Worth more than the price X Worth the price Not quite worth the money Asking double or more what it's worth If you are The Joker and ran out of lighter fluid ---{ Bugs }--- X Never seen any Minor bugs Can get annoying Rather Glitchy This game is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ 9 / 10 }---

Game starts up in some random non-system language. Get suck on some puzzle(?) screen 5-10 minutes in with flashing lights and no hints.

Overall, this was a very fun game to play. I beat the game with all 36 capsules (I don't know what they were, maybe they were power cells or scrolls or something else) in about 9 hours of play (8 hours before I beat the final boss the first time with some capsules missing), and I enjoyed it very much. I thought the difficulty of the game was pretty good for me; the puzzles were relatively challenging without being too hard and the bosses were pretty well balanced (although perhaps slightly more on the unforgiving side than I would like, but not by much). I think the capsules were well placed and a good extra challenge to not only find but figure out how to get to; although a few were very easy to find and obtain. Something I really liked, but could be a drawback for others, is that there were no tutorials or pieces of dialogue in the game, meaning you had to figure everything out for yourself. There were a couple of graphics to help, but generally it was left to the player. It did mean I didn't realise there was a map and list of obtained capsules available to me until I looked at the control screen after I beat the game, but I guess that's on me lol. I have a few minor nitpicks to share, though: - When using toggle cloak, it was a bit annoying that it always defaulted the player to the glove ability after respawning rather than the option that was most recently selected; it meant I jumped into some electric deathbed expecting to use my hood a fair few times. - I would like to be able to navigate the map menu a little rather than just having a static image that I can slightly zoom in and out of. - Sometimes it was a bit tedious travelling from point A to point B, whether by walking a bit distance or by using that elevator in the main hub of the castle area. - I think there should have been achievements for beating the game and getting the special ending rather than only giving achievements for each of the capsules the player got. I would probably have put one for each boss as well, but I'm only writing this because it felt weird to not get an achievement for beating the game either normally or with 100% completion. - As mentioned above, some of the capsules were pretty trivial to obtain. Overall, would recommend the game to others, good job!

1 N, S 두 극의 상호작용으로 펼치는 독특한 기믹 but 빌어먹을 관성 2 피격=사망이라 전 구간 노히트 플레이 필수 but 4번째 보스 패턴, 필드 함정 속도 = "그냥 죽어" 3 매트로바니아라지만 사실상 일직선 구조 but 되돌아가면 퍼즐 다시 풀어야함 > 시간 늘어짐, 지루함 플탐은 진엔딩 보는데 4~5시간 정도 걸렸음 스크롤(유일한 수집요소) 안먹고 걍 달렸으면 2시간 끊었을지도 쓸데없이 컷을 빡빡하게 잡아서 묘하게 피지컬을 요구하는 구간들이 있어 제법 좆같음 그래서 추천할지 비추할지 고민했는데, 그럼에도 완성도는 높은 게임이었고 가성비 고트라 추천

Mam bardzo ambiwalentne odczucia wobec tego tytułu. Z jednej strony przepiękna grafika i sporo fajnych pomysłów z drugiej rozgrywka która jest łagodnie rzecz ujmując - frustrująca. Koniec końców wbiłem calaka, jednak chyba nie mam ochoty aby sprawdzić drugą część. Nie mniej daje pozytywa na zachętę gdyż z pewnością Teslagrad nie zasługuje na negatywną ocenę. Gdyby była opcja "tak średnio bym powiedział" z pewnością bym ją wybrał

esta bueno con historia buena, no es el plataformero mas preciso pero sin duda es un buen juego, recomendable