SurrounDead Poly Construction

Custa dinheiro colocar um game na Steam, para cada jogo individual você precisar pagar uma taxa, que você têm que ter a esperança que vai pelo menos recuperar com vendas. Por isso jogo como "SurrounDead Poly Construction" me deixam curioso, como um game mal feito desses que nem funciona (a porta do tutorial não abre, você precisa bater nela por 5 minutos para quebrar), com UI básica e que no geral parece só usar assets básicos espera recuperar esse investimento? E não só vender o jogo por R$ 56,99 (eu peguei de graça), mas também uma grande quantidade de DLC básicas cada uma pelo mesmo valor do jogo, sério, quem vai comprar isso? Tem gente que aposta em mineração de cripto quando fala desse tipo de projeto, mas eu tenho outra ideia bem diferente - talvez esse vire um vídeo um dia - só não posso acusar ninguém sem pesquisar mais, uma coisa é certa: a conta não bate, a logica não funciona e o cheiro é bem esquisito. ------------------------------------ It costs money to put a game on Steam; you have to pay a fee for each individual title—a cost you hope to at least recoup through sales. That’s why games like "SurrounDead Poly Construction" make me curious: how does a poorly made game like this—one that doesn't even work properly (the tutorial door won't open; you have to bash it for five minutes to break it down), features a basic UI, and generally seems to rely on stock assets—expect to earn back that investment? And it’s not just the R$ 56.99 price tag for the game itself (I got it for free), but also the slew of basic DLC packs, each costing as much as the game—seriously, who is going to buy that? Some people speculate about crypto mining when discussing projects like this, but I have a completely different theory—one that might turn into a video someday. I can't make accusations without doing more research, but one thing is certain: the math doesn't add up, the logic doesn't hold water, and something smells fishy.

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[h1]🛑 GENERAL INFO[/h1] [b]➤ Mission Status[/b] [list] [*] ⬛ 100% Completion [*] ⬛ Main Story Finished [*] ⬛ Still Playing / Endless [*] ✅ [b]Dropped (Got bored)[/b] [*] ⬛ Refunded [/list] [b]➤ Play Time[/b] [list] [*] ⬛ Long enough for a cup of coffee (< 1h) [*] ⬛ Short (1h - 10h) [*] ⬛ Average (10h - 40h) [*] ⬛ Long (40h - 100h) [*] ⬛ Very Long (100h+) [*] ⬛ Goodbye Real Life (∞) [/list] [b]➤ Price[/b] [list] [*] ⬛ It’s Free [*] ⬛ Worth Full Price [*] ⬛ Wait for Sale [*] ⬛ Could be cheaper [*] ⬛ Overpriced [*] ✅ [b]Not worth buying[/b] [*] ⬛ Waste of money [*] ⬛ No longer available for purchase [/list] [hr][/hr] [h1]📊 TECHNICAL & STABILITY[/h1] [b]➤ Optimization & Framerate[/b] [list] [*] ⬛ Runs on a microwave [*] ⬛ Seamless (144fps+) [*] ⬛ Great (High FPS) [*] ✅ [b]Good (60fps stable)[/b] [*] ⬛ Occasional Stutters [*] ⬛ Poorly Optimized [*] ⬛ Slideshow / Unplayable [/list] [b]➤ Stability & Bugs[/b] [list] [*] ⬛ Polished / Flawless [*] ✅ [b]Minor (Visual glitches, etc.)[/b] [*] ⬛ Annoying (Quest/Physics bugs, etc.) [*] ⬛ Game Breaking (Crashes/Softlocks, etc.) [*] ⬛ Bug Simulator [/list] [b]➤ Controls & Input[/b] [list] [*] ⬛ Excellent support for M&K and Controller [*] ✅ [b]Best on Mouse & Keyboard[/b] [*] ⬛ Best on Controller [*] ⬛ Steering Wheel / Flight Stick recommended [*] ⬛ Awkward controls [*] ⬛ No remapping options [/list] [b]➤ DRM & Anti-Cheat[/b] [list] [*] ✅ [b]None / DRM-Free[/b] [*] ⬛ Standard Steam DRM [*] ⬛ Kernel Level Anti-Cheat (EAC/Vanguard, etc.) [*] ⬛ Requires 3rd Party Account (EA / Ubisoft / PSN, etc.) [*] ⬛ Denuvo [*] ⬛ Always Online Requirement [/list] [b]➤ Game Size[/b] [list] [*] ⬛ Floppy Disk (< 100MB) [*] ⬛ Small (100MB - 1GB) [*] ✅ [b]Average (1GB - 10GB)[/b] [*] ⬛ Large (10GB - 50GB) [*] ⬛ Very Big (50GB - 100GB) [*] ⬛ Massive (100GB - 250GB) [*] ⬛ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it [*] ⬛ You will need to invest in a black hole [/list] [hr][/hr] [h1]🎨 PRESENTATION[/h1] [b]➤ Visuals[/b] [list] [*] ⬛ Photorealistic / Next-Gen [*] ⬛ Masterpiece [*] ⬛ Beautiful [*] ⬛ Graphics don't matter (Unique Art Style) [*] ✅ [b]Good[/b] [*] ⬛ Decent [*] ⬛ Dated / Retro [*] ⬛ Visual Clutter / MS Paint [*] ⬛ Don't look too long at it [/list] [b]➤ Audio[/b] [list] [*] ⬛ Eargasm [*] ⬛ Atmospheric / Immersive [*] ✅ [b]Good[/b] [*] ⬛ Generic [*] ⬛ Bad / Glitchy [*] ⬛ Played with Spotify in the background [/list] [hr][/hr] [h1]⚔️ GAMEPLAY & CONTENT[/h1] [b]➤ Narrative[/b] [list] [*] ⬛ Masterpiece (10/10) [*] ⬛ Emotional / Gripping [*] ⬛ Lore Heavy [*] ⬛ Good [*] ⬛ Average / Generic [*] ⬛ No Story [*] ✅ [b]Didn't finish the game[/b] [/list] [b]➤ Gameplay Loop[/b] [list] [*] ⬛ Addictive [*] ⬛ Flow State (Smooth) [*] ⬛ Fun [*] ⬛ Average / Generic [*] ✅ [b]Clunky[/b] [*] ⬛ Just don't [/list] [b]➤ Difficulty[/b] [list] [*] ✅ [b]Cozy / Zen[/b] [*] ⬛ Adjustable (Story to Hardcore, etc.) [*] ⬛ Normal [*] ⬛ Challenging [*] ⬛ Soulslike (Punishing) [*] ⬛ Unfair / Artificial Difficulty [/list] [b]➤ Learning Curve[/b] [list] [*] ✅ [b]Pick up and play[/b] [*] ⬛ Easy to learn, hard to master [*] ⬛ Steep learning curve [*] ⬛ Requires a Wiki/Guide open [*] ⬛ Need a Ph.D. [/list] [hr][/hr] [h1]💰 ECONOMY & COMMUNITY[/h1] [b]➤ Target Audience[/b] [list] [*] ✅ [b]Everyone[/b] [*] ⬛ Kids [*] ⬛ Teens [*] ⬛ Adults [*] ⬛ Grandma / Casual [*] ⬛ Hardcore Gamers [/list] [b]➤ Monetization[/b] [list] [*] ✅ [b]None / One-time Purchase[/b] [*] ⬛ Cosmetic DLCs only [*] ⬛ Battlepass / Season Pass [*] ⬛ Pay-to-Fast (Time savers) [*] ⬛ Pay-to-Win [/list] [b]➤ Modding[/b] [list] [*] ⬛ Native Steam Workshop Support [*] ⬛ Active Modding Community (Nexus) [*] ✅ [b]No Mods / Closed System[/b] [*] ⬛ Developers hostile to Mods [/list] [b]➤ Community[/b] [list] [*] ✅ [b]Offline Game / Singleplayer[/b] [*] ⬛ Wholesome / Helpful [*] ⬛ Average [*] ⬛ Toxic [*] ⬛ Radioactive / Unsafe [*] ⬛ Dead Game (No players) [/list] [hr][/hr] [h1]📝 FINAL VERDICT[/h1] [h1]RATING: 4 / 10[/h1] ░░░░░░░░░░░█▀▀░░█░░░░░░ ░░░░░░▄▀▀▀▀░░░░░█▄▄░░░░ ░░░░░░█░█░░░░░░░░░░▐░░░ ░░░░░░▐▐░░░░░░░░░▄░▐░░░ ░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░▄▀▀░▐░░░ ░░░░▄▀░░░░░░░░▐░▄▄▀░░░░ ░░▄▀░░░▐░░░░░█▄▀░▐░░░░░ ░░█░░░▐░░░░░░░░▄░█░░░░░ ░░░█▄░░▀▄░░░░▄▀▐░█░░░░░ ░░░█▐▀▀▀░▀▀▀▀░░▐░█░░░░░ ░░▐█▐▄░░▀░░░░░░▐░█▄▄░░ ░░░▀▀░▄TSM▄░░░▐▄▄▄▀░░░

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