Psycho Patrol R

At first I was put off. I expected cruelty squad 2. I was confused by the robot and under stimulated by sparse unique texture per pixel density. I couldn't believe my intestine grappling hook was replaced by a mundane rope. Where was the meat? Where are the funkopops? What the ♥♥♥♥ is an arancini? When I realized the game wasn't even written in Zoon, I asked myself- WHAT IS THIS GAME? But then I realized I had lost what I held so dear. The CEO mindset. The unwholesome perseverance. The joy of punishment. WHO AM I is what I needed to discover. And this is exactly what I found in Psycho Patrol R. Forged in the flames of biological trauma, the fruits of self realization ripened. I became too heavy for the branches of my ancestors. My divine light severed- a mere flesh automaton animated by neurotransmitters- enriched by the world of Psycho Patrol R- had fallen from the tree and ventured forward. Only you can fulfill THE fiduciary duty and raise your ticker ever higher into the heavens. You too my friend, can embark on a journey of self discovery and awaken the little CEO within. Heed these great words of encouragement from the developer. ``` Psycho Patrol R is currently in development hell. It will probably be out in like 20 years if I’m being optimistic. The fourth complete rewrite of the engine and the new software rendering system made from scratch hasn’t been going very smoothly, which is why it was abandoned and I’m back to using Godot 3.5. I’m sorry. It’s very unlikely that this project will ever see the light of day. It all started when I started outsourcing critical parts of the project to students of so called “game school”. I was tricked into adding a microtransaction casino and beginning work on a mobile port. Most of the content I had been planning was cut and I started working full time on drawing sexy anime characters, while my employees crunched day and night trying to get the leading lines just right. After a year of work what we ended up with was some kind of combination of Angry Birds, Doom, a hentai visual novel and Fortnite. It wasn’t very good and I no longer had the funds to pay my employees. I had to fire them and they got better jobs at some kind of VR amusement park for incels called Sucktorio. Meanwhile I was left destitute and had to start creating those minigames you can play with your phone before a movie starts. My burn rate was running close to 500k€ a year at this point due to someone embezzling company funds to fuel an expensive substance addiction. But as they say, perfection takes time and perfection is the enemy of humanity, so as a misanthrope I have to take my time. Thank you for understanding. Peace out. ``` What you'll find in Psycho Patrol R is at least 17.9 hrs of gameplay. Almost enough time for the ads and trailers of your movie to finish before the screening begins. Although the world isn't YET as rich as it is in Cruelty squad. I know that with time, Psycho Patrol R will be filled to the brim with high quality Consumer Soft Product. Invest wisely. Move methodically. And Give Mr. Soft Product your money so the CEO and his team of sweat shop game school children can finish the port to switch 2 already you idiots.