Pixel Piracy

The only reason this review is positive is so it does not get censored. The developer has proven to be just as devious now as in the past. I'm at a point where I can genuinely tell people to not trust this developer, Vitali. Look up their past "achievements" and bask in their aura of failure. Developer is notorious for past actions and spinning tales where he always plays the victim. Read some of the ancient news posts, and draw your own conclusions. I'm here to tell you he is undoubtedly most definitely being dishonest, but make up your own mind. From here on it's just facts: Developer abandoned every game he ever worked on so far, including this one. Developer is deleting forum posts, closing threads and banning people that aren't breaking any forum guidelines. Developer has now updated this game a couple of times the past few days, and heavily increased the price of the game. Developer is now looking for donations through buymeacoffee. Developer is leaving more and more cryptic messages on the forum as he closes threads. Developer has changed the cover art several times over the past week, with some rather odd stuff in there. Developer has just added yet another method of supporting him by adding the Shrimp Legacy DLC. That is the 3rd new monetization within a week or two. (Initial price increase of about 50%, buymeacoffee, and this DLC.) These are just simple facts. I for one am still excited for any new updates and perhaps a Pixel Piracy 2. For which I shall be a true to life pirate, and will teach anyone who wants to be one as well. Just let me know.

Game abandoned while still incomplete by a scummy dev who is actively hostile to his consumer base.

Con Dev, a half finished EA game (with still major bugs like stuck captains) and now the devs are back to offer fix for it and the first thing they doing after fixing the first "bugs" they increase the prices and offer now dlc for 50% of the game himself... no thanks! Watch out the community forum is heavy moderated talking about something another than "great" game is not allowed.

MAJOR WARNING - The dev is an angry man child who bans people for not wanting to invest in their new game. Yes, i said INVEST. As in, you buy shares in a fake game that doesnt exist on the vague promise that it will be someday AND on the vague promise that those same shares might maybe kinda be worth something someday maybe. By a dev that could just about manage to finish a single player game, after abandoning it first. This same dev has now started lashing out in the forums, banning people and deleting comments, because they are rightly being questioned. This game was a half baked concept that got abandoned and then the dev returned to try and milk the tiny fanbase with some promises to fix the game. The current ''fixed'' version is a buggy mess that still barely functions and is still missing promised content. A sequel would be the appropriate move, use what has been learned to make an improved version. Instead we are about to watch a dumpster fire begin

dev roached out and made and announced an online version and asked for investments and then roached out again. i would steer clear and just pixally pirate this one

I almost died playing this game when I was eating cheez its and i started laughing then choked on a cheez it and was only breathing through the hole in the cheez it and it made a whistling noise.

Dev came back for a cash grab just to abandon it again for a different cash grab lol

I'm disappointed to see GenAI on their game banner, now. Really devs? I'm not gonna recommend this until it's removed. The banner art was perfectly fine before. I'm disappointed in you guys. Solutions: Choose a stock photo that wasn't AI generated. Pay an artist (you make enough after how many sales this has gotten). Take a screenshot of the game. There is no excuse to use GenAI. Period. Comments disabled because I will not be hearing AI bros out. I don't care about your takes or that you support it. You're wrong, and I'm not entertaining you.