
Paddle through pain. Solo or co-op. One paddle each. Lava everywhere. You’ll fall. You’ll scream. You might cry. Good luck and embrace the salt.
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Prices
The United States storefront in every case, so this compares stores and not countries.
Discounts
Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.86/day in the week to Aug 23 → 2.57/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,400 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
About
Grab your paddles (and your patience) and set out on a stupidly long, lava-surrounded parkour adventure. In Paddle Paddle Paddle, you and/or a deeply regretting friend must paddle your way through swinging axes, weird wind, evil slopes, and that one jump you’ll miss at least 27 times in a row ... maybe more.
At the end of the journey? A legendary, mysterious, possibly pointless prize awaits. Maybe. If you ever get there. Probably not.

This game will test your coordination, your sanity, and your friendships. You can either:
Play solo and control both paddles like some kind of multitasking god
Or play in local/online co-op, where each of you controls a paddle. Coordination is key. So is not yelling. Too much.

Physics-based paddling like in real life (sort of. not really.)
High Frustration™ factor (rage-quitting is a feature, not a bug)
Local & Online Co-op — destroy friendships from anywhere!
Speedrun Timer — for those who hate themselves
One giant handcrafted level with wacky biomes and checkpoint options (toggle them in Settings!)
Input Rebinding — because your keyboard will suffer
Settings with mercy — toggle checkpoints, fix controls, or just cry a little

Hi! I’m Mateo — I’m 22 and I made this game entirely solo. The idea came to me in the shower (where all great ideas are born), and I decided to smash together physics-based paddling with a rage-inducing platformer. The whole project was a wild experiment made in under a month.
I hope you have some fun with it... and just the right amount of screaming.
Sums Steam only; Nintendo publishes no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
SteamYou are here | $4.99 | 1.8Kreviews | 86% | — | $158.7K |
| $3.99−20% | — | — | — | not modelled |
Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 181 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
muy difícil pero se pudo en menos de 2 horas, chúpala dev
GOVNO
Story time: There I was sipping my coffee in my garage and looking at the ol' RSS feed when what do i see? Another article about individuals exploiting a system at the cost of a solo developer. I slammed my coffee down and marched to my pc, this injustice will not stand. I whipped out my plastic money slide device and bought the game. Ill be honest, I haven't played it yet (oops is this an abuse of the steam review system? fun fact: its not according to their Rules and Guidelines). I have seen a full playthrough though and the game is good. It builds relationships (or tests them) in ways you might not expect. So if you read all this and haven't decided to play the game please read some of the other reviews too. I mean plenty of people refunded it and they said they liked it so that's gotta mean something right? Now ill close this out with one last part, specifically directed at those who refunded the game despite enjoying it. I see a lot of you getting called mean and rude things. I wont do that...I will challenge any of you though, to put yourself in the dev's shoes. Imagine you spent real time in your life making something creative. You take the nerve wracking leap of faith and publish your creation. Now people like it, no they love it. But they just don't want to part with their $5 and so they refund the game. Now ask yourself how would you feel in their shoes when the refund is accompanied by a slap in the face comment? I could rant for pages about treating indie devs with more respect but ill just say this: thanks for making such a wonderful game Zoroarts! Tl;dr: i didnt play it (yet), i bought it to leave a review. If you refunded the game consider the devs perspective on this and be kind. The game is good and I will not be refunding!
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Genres
Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English*, German*, French, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Turkish +3 more
Hours played at review time, across 181 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
game was amazing, had SO much fun, was already cheap but was also on sale in addition, one of the best games ive played in a while. That being said, my bank account lowk been kinda dry lately, those iced capps been adding up, sauce me my $4 back brotato.
I have no intention of playing this as it's not my thing, I just wanted to support the dev. Wish you all the best! Hopefully less people will exploit Steams refund policy.
老牧师了
Lots of fun with my wife. Super simple game mechanics but complex game play.
Für so ein billiges game 5 euro zu verlangen ist wirklich bodenlos. Bei so einer schlechten Steuerung und schrecklichem Gamedesign fragt man sich wirklich ob der Entwickler etwas geistig eingeschränkt ist.
Мне игра была не нужна. Но услышав о ситуации с возвратами купил ИЗ ПРИНЦИПА! Потому что одно дело, когда тебе игра действительно не понравилась а другое ПРОЙТИ ПОЛНОСТЬЮ (что уже о чем-то да говорит) и вернуть деньги просто потому что. Плять, несчастные 2 доллара! [b] ДВА ДОЛЛАРА, КАРЛ!!! [/b] Люди, вы совсем охренели так поступать?! Позорища несчастные, ей Богу... :angry: :angry: :angry:
Juegazo, me lo pase y platine en menos de dos horas y lo devolvimos xD
Active players
Estimated daily and monthly active players (DAU/MAU) modeled from peak concurrency.
Players by region
Where this game's players are, estimated from review languages.
Players also reviewed
The games this title's players most often review too — audience affinity.
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