OmniBus

[h1] Basic racing game where you can only steer left or right and do flips when in the air. Goals are different, depending on the stage, sometimes it might be gathering enough points or destroy stuff, some are weirder than the other. What a disaster. You can play Carmageddon instead of wasting time on this jank. [/h1]

this is the closest ive ever been and will ever be to an orgasm

I think many would agree with me that, regardless of what game you play, you can feel what the devs’ intention is. Whether the game is good or not, some games are the devs trying to captivate you with their art and aesthetics. Some games are trying to sheepishly please you by giving you mechanics and tropes you’re familiar with. Some games try to impress you with the cool bosses, shocking moments, and exciting designs. Some beg you to be entertained, trying to occupy your time with so many elements such as organization, grinding, side quests, etc. I didn’t think I would ever say this about any game ever, but Omnibus is a flex. Omnibus doesn’t try; it just is. It doesn’t joke, hoping you would laugh. It’s a group of cool friends laughing amongst each other so candidly, you WANT to join in and be part of the fun. Omnibus doesn’t care. Omnibus doesn’t say “please like me”. It smirks and says “let me show you how it’s done.” I know this sounds like a meme review, but I promise it isn’t. Omnibus is an easy game to enjoy, but an astronomically hard game to explain. I cannot even describe it as “whimsical and creative” because Omnibus is a redefinition of these very terms. It’s a one-of-a-kind experience, down to the smallest details. I may not be able to explain Omnibus, but one thing is for certain; I doubt many people will regret playing it.