Ninja Guy

It is a Ninja time!

If there were a ranking of most annoying games, I bet Ninja Guy would score a pretty high. This game is bad and it should never be released on Steam in the first place.

No.

Ninja Guy is a third person brawler where you control a ninja and fight through various levels until you get to fight a Minotaur (this is Greek mythology, not Japanese, so someone didn't do their homework). Primitive, badly made cell shaded graphics, no control customisation, no video customisations, no mouse control... the list of things this game needed but doesn't have is extremely long. Impossible to recommend.

Trash. I require a refund for my mental health.

Just going through some old games and found this odd one. This is for sure a so bad it's good kind of game. It looks like a mobile game, even at the highest graphic settings. The humor is all over the place. It makes references to postal 2 for some reason? And constant "LIKE A NINJA" kind of statements. The sensei is for some reason a cow. The Ninja is super arrogant and silly. And you seem to just fight random things for no real reason. Also as the game gets "harder." It actually gets more easy. Since the more enemies you kill, the more focus you receive. Allowing attacks to be spammed a LOT. And when you use a focus attack, such as the spinning one, you become FULLY invincible. There is no real thought process that goes into playing this. You just press a few buttons over and over as you fight hordes of random animals. I recommend this if you like playing bizarre/strange low quality games with cheesy humor. So basically... If you liked watching The Room. Then you may enjoy playing this game. Also the game has a lot of glitches as well. You can get stuck in the ground sometimes, and enemies can kill you in SECONDS if they gang up on you. Some objects don't have proper collision and you can just walk right through them. Also a odd amount of swearing for a E rated video game. (I wonder how they got away with that?) It feels like either some sort of quickly done project for school, or a game made as a joke. It's really this perfect messy whirlwind that is just so ridiculous, that it ends up being fun. (in the same way that playing Hotel Mario for the cutscenes is fun.) So it's a NINJA out of 10. (NINJA/10) - Not IGN.