NEKO ARENA

It's like FarCry. But with anime tiddies and catgirls. And panties. And no story. And no HUD. And a single, looping generic music track from a stock library. Your character is trapped in tropical island catgirl hell. Fully-armed, unlimited ammo, and an army of catgirl clones who only want your blood. Or bikini. Or whatever. You kill them. They kill you. How long will it take you to die? Who knows? You just take their punishment until you die. But that doesn't offer an escape, no. You respawn, and the cargirls are there, ready for you again. No matter how many of their numbers you kill, they always come back just like you. You're all trapped here like playthings of some sick Japanese god watching everyone kill each other, only to bring them back to life to continue the fight until he's satisfied with the amount of blood and panties that have been spilled. So grab your weapon of choice, and yell "YIPPEE KI-YAY, NEKO F!@#ER!" as you wade into the non-animating water, run past the curiously non-enterable huts, and get trapped on terrain as you fight endless waves of glossy-eyed clones, lugging a small armory's worth of weaponry and 64DDs.

I had a mission