Mon Bazou

Nie wiem jak twórcy to zrobili, ale gra wyglądająca jak budżet 15 zł i kebab potrafi wciągnąć bardziej niż większość nowych produkcji. Niby jedziesz sprzedać syrop drewno i takie tam, a po 3 godzinach siedzisz z rozebranym silnikiem i zastanawiasz się czy jeszcze zmieścisz większe turbo. Ogólnie rzecz biorąc gra jest dla osob które lubią powolny progres. Dla mnie ta gra jest genialna. Totalny peak indie.

On the surface this game looks pretty enticing and I was definitely intrigued. However, between the horrible handling/driving mechanics, ear-grating audio from the crappy car engine, and the fact that finding the gas station is far more difficult than I care to put effort into, I'll be refunding this game as it's wayyyyy too much effort for zero payoff at all. On top of this, there was practically no guidance at all for the rebuilding-the-car mechanic with some of the bolts being hidden behind/clipping through some of the air intake. No thanks. Add the frustrating rebuild and then having the car slide right into a ditch one save, redo it all only to have the car bottom out and get stuck with no way to reasonably recover the vehicle and I'm over it. The appeal *was* there. But if you want something that's more enjoyable than it is grindy or annoying, this isn't it. Genuinely disappointed by this low budget attempt as a really unique idea. My ratings below: ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☑ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☑ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☑ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☑ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☑ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☑ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☑ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ 2 / 10 }---