
Kiana & Biscuit is a retro platformer game where two ladies- Kiana and Biscuit the Vampire go on a private island to spend time with their partners but get interrupted by pirates! Join them on their adventure to take these plundering losers down!
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A retro platforming game where two ladies, Kiana and Biscuit go on a vacation to a private island to spend time with their partners, only to be interrupted by dastardly pirates! Jump, Collect coconuts and tokens, beat the par times, and aim for high ranks to unlock images in the gallery!
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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For a developers first game it was better polished than other game boy games, I heavily recommend playing easy mode first to get the grasp of the control and mechanics, or if you just want to get to the needy cut scenes, I give it 12 chili beans out of 3
Hell yeah, tits.
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I will be the first to post a real review this game runs like ♥♥♥♥. No it is not my PC I love this artist follow him on his platforms and wow this game shows none of it but the sprites are cute. This game is buggy asf I literallt can't kill some enemies without getting spawned across the map and dying wow. Some platforms in this game aren't real then will trap you without moving foward or back forcing you to redo again. This is game is worth a $3 at most for it's three level that works. I can't beat I think the last boss because screen turns black when I get his health low enough and then game never takes off the black screen where it makes the winning sound too!
It involves coconuts, and therefore, it is supreme.
I hate to say it, but this game is genuinely awful to play. It's slow, it's unresponsive, the level design is maddening, and the bosses are so poorly designed that I can only assume they weren't playtested at all. I can appreciate this game for being what's probably a test game made for learning a program, but the game is just not good.
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