Jones On Fire

Jones On Fire to jedna z tych gier, przy których człowiek zastanawia się, co dokładnie brali twórcy podczas wymyślania całej koncepcji. Biegasz, ratujesz koty, wszystko płonie, a na ekranie panuje coraz większy chaos. Rozgrywka jest prosta i kompletnie absurdalna, ale o dziwo działa. Zamiast szybko się znudzić, potrafi wciągnąć i daje sporo frajdy z kolejnych prób ratowania futrzaków. Ktoś musiał być na niezłej bani, kiedy to wymyślał, ale finalnie wyszła z tego naprawdę sympatyczna gierka. Polecam.

Unfinished, repetitive, buggy. This game was meant to be a predatory free to play mobile game, however the developers gave up in the proof of concept phase and just released it on steam instead. The game still has a button saying "coming soon" confirming that the game is in an unfinished state. The game only has 10 levels, 1-8 are too easy, 9 is just right, 10 is meant to be nearly impossible. After you play this game for 10 minutes you have seen everything it has to offer. However to get all achievements you have to grind for a long time. The grind is not fun because a lot of the missions are essentially "play bad on purpose" with quests such as get hit by logs, fire or walls. The camera can glitch out and will do so often on higher difficulty. Some of the obstacles are placed in a way that after dodging one you will get immediately hit by the next one, sometimes they are set up in a way that you can't do anything about it and you will get hit over and over until you die to a single obstacle that cannot be passed. The UI/UX after a level forces you to use a mouse even if you play the actual game with a keyboard or a controller.

Please ignore the playtime on this one. Started playing and just wanted to get the 100%. Uninstalled immediately on getting the last of the incredibly grindy achievements. It's basically a runner game where you control a little firefighter and basically have to jump over or duck under obstacles whilst collecting cats and golden cats along the way. The difficulty ramps up pretty slowly before increasing a lot right at the end. There is a combo jump/duck that is borderline impossible on the very last levels. My main gripe is with just how grindy it is. The achievements are all gained by spending the golden cats you collect on upgrades and collectibles, which take an extremely long time to accrue. The gameplay is not exciting enough to warrant playing it for more than a couple of hours but I've had to stick it out for more than 25, as I'm an idiot who wanted to get all of the pointless achievements. If you're really bored or are wanting something to half-heartedly fill time whilst doing or watching something else, it may be worth a few pennies. 4/10

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Cute for about an hour, then it becomes obvious how grindy it is if you want to actually complete/100% the game while the gameplay loop becomes increasingly boring and frustrating. Progression is WAY too slow after a certain point, the gameplay loop doesn't justify the tedious grind it would take to further progress after you get the first 1-2 tiers of upgrades.

ПОЖАРНЫЕ ЛОВЯТ НЕ КОТЯТ, А ФЕЙСПАУН (Сыграно пару часов, без полной прокачки) Суть данного инди: бесконечный гринд, не разделенный на четкие уровни, где вы в роли какашки-пожарного бежите и собираете два типа котят с разными валютами. И по сути: все прохождение этой игры - прокачка способностей до возможного максимума, чтобы снова снова и снова бегать по "хазардам" (они же множетели наград), причем по очень коротким и и ничем не отличающимися друг от друга (происходящими также в одной локации), где наше передвижение ограничено лишь прыжком и скольжением.

insgesamt in ordnung für zwischendurch.