Jeffrey Eggstein

It's a weird game, all things considered. Not because it's "Le Chicken Epstein" or anything, that part is simple enough (even if the many metaphors tend to mix together pretty poorly). It's more the gameplay and presentation that makes this game very bizarre. If this game wasn't a fully 3D game with realistic physics, it would be a simple and fun Frog Fractions type FNAF spoof with a predator stapled over it. But since everything is now in 3D, the quick swipes of your mouse work against you and the compounding orders and tasks. It's certainly intended, but that doesn't make it feel any better when you place an egg in a basket and it flies out for no reason or when you throw a grenade outdoors but it hits the side of the window, and slowly rolls back inside while clipping through the wall. It's funny, and certain gimmicks are pretty clever. I've seen a lot of whining about stuff like the cell phone, but that doesn't compete with how obnoxious the grenades or drones can be. There's a scoring system, but certain mechanics make it either extremely tight to get combos or make it outright impossible. I finished with a 3-4 star average playing certain stages over to try to get to grips with what they were trying to do, and while I would never consider it outright impossible, it's certainly difficult at many stages. As a last tidbit, I wouldn't consider this a "Pro-Epstein" game by any means, but the light jabs and jokes of this parody give it a bizarre fascination that makes the condemnation difficult to parse in my head. It feels like when a certain podcast would make jokes about "what if Epstein was still here" that forgoes the fact that he is a prolific trafficker and rapist. Again, not saying these guys have the wrong idea about the guy, just that I find the presentation of Epstein in this odd. For an Early Access game that's 5 dollars, it's pretty good and has a clear identity and fun mechanics. I'm sure that when it's fully out, it'll be great. Just some kinks as of right now.

eggstein didnt kill himself

genuinely a very good game for the following reasons: It makes great metaphors for the atrocities committed by Epstein and his ring It has excellent gameplay which can be stressful but in an engaging way All the mechanics will eventually tie back to each other in one way or another Each book has a unique challenge that keeps the game constantly engaging, as well as tying back to my first point by explaining through story elements why we're there and how it relates to what we're doing

Yo. I honestly bought this game as a joke not having a clue what it was. ABSOLUTE CINEMA. I highly recommend playing this for a good challenge and a great little story. Can't wait to some more from the developer or future updates for this.

Jeferery eggstien will not be forgoten, new name is very bad

It's surreal to me to think this was a real thing that people did, and it's gross to think about, but setting that aside, this game was really good. The gameplay was fun and very difficult at times. The lore was dark and honestly left me with more questions than answers. All in all, a good game, well worth the 5 clams.

Unironically great plot twist horror with enjoyable gameplay, the game is short but the price reflects it and honestly it doesn't allow itself to get boring. Highly recommend for anyone who casually enjoys games like Frickbears 3 or UCN