This game is not just a superhero game, but may be proof that there are real superhumans among us right now, and MDickie knows something that we don't. Upon entering the game, I immediately went to turn down the volume, but among exploring the settings, I discovered an "unlock all characters" button. Not knowing what it does, I of course clicked it, and immediately got booed, but I at least saved 4 hours of my life. I started off as a man named Jessie Star, who was very confident on the idea of restoring normality. I was in a house, and there was a woman sleeping on the bed named Hailie King. Not knowing who this strange woman was, I decided to beat her ass. Upon dragging her off the bed she was sleeping on, she asked me a question, that I missed. My options were "You can be the boss" or "I can take care of it myself." I sat there for a moment, and chose that she could be the boss. And I guess I just lent over my house to a squatter because in simple terms she basically told me to get the ♥♥♥♥ out. As I was taking a screwdriver and getting ready to leave, she confirmed to me that the house would be safer with her, and then she started kissing me? I didn't look at the relationships, so I guess the woman that I slammed on the floor while she was sleeping was my girlfriend. Sorry. She then asked me to do something in a courtroom. I already knew I wasn't doing whatever she wanted me to do, so I went on my way to the Suburbs. I noticed a man named Vince McKay. Seeing that his name was blue, I decided to beat his ass as well. I guess me deciding to fight him caused the entire suburbs to come after him, because when I looked at the bottom of my screen, I saw 7 vs 1. Jesus Christ Vince I am so sorry. After beating the living ♥♥♥♥ out of him, I was told that we defended the suburbs, and we now own 41% of the map. 41% wasn't enough for me, so I decided to make my way to the grocery store on a motorcycle, because I noticed that it wasn't white on the map. It was blue. Upon entering, I found a superhero named "SUPER CHARGER." Me being the confident boy I am, I grabbed a conveniently placed SMG and started firing like my life depended on it. Ultimately, I won, taking the grocery store and reclaiming even more of the map. As for SUPER CHARGER... she tanked all of the bullets and just left. Sweet! I grabbed a conveniently placed rifle, as my SMG ran out of bullets, and made my way to the Subway, which was right next door. Upon entering, I found my rival, SUPER CHARGER. After a bit of dialogue, and me noticing I was in a 1 VS 2, I began shooting. There was another superhero, who's name was ECLIPSE. He flew over me, and slammed me down, causing me to drop my rifle. At this moment, I knew I didn't stand a chance, but it was too late, as ECLIPE took my gun, and SUPER CHARGER began stabbing me to death. I knew this was it. I began blacking out, but then, I woke up in a room I didn't find familiar, a bedroom with AI generated images on the walls. I found out I was on my second life, and in the room, I found a man named Oliver Gold. I assume he saved me. I was alive, but gravely injured, but Oliver didn't care, because he reminded me about how I had to take control of the courtroom by 7 PM. It was 6:55 PM when he told me this. No. As I was getting some shut eye to recover, a man named Chief Breaker came in, expressing sorrow of me losing skill points. I didn't really care, because skill or not, I will be the greatest civilian to ever touch Infinite Lives. I dragged myself outside to the trailer park, where I was attacked by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wolf. I blacked out again. I'm assuming I would have came back, but I flipped out and immediately closed the game.
10/10, would save the world again.
