
Collect Horses. Breed Horses. Race Horses. Genetically Modify Horses. Create a Horse paradise or just get rich!
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About
Do you like Horses / Money?!
Can I interest you in Horse racing!?
What's better than owning a Horse?
If you have two horses you can breed them
or use CRISPR if you're in a hurry
So get in the balloon!
Don't watch TV that's lame
Wouldn't you rather play some
Horsey Game

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Devs. I am BEGGING you. PLEASE give us some way to race our abominations against our friends' abominations. I will name my best creations after you. I will name my imaginary next-born CHILD after you and I will sing your praises to my imaginary grandchildren. We NEED this. I have never purchased another copy of a game for someone else as fast as I did for this game, it is that good. $20 WELL spent but I need to be able to kick my real kid's @$$ with my favorite horse.
I'm going to be so for real, I have no idea what I'm doing in this game. I keep tripping into new realizations and features. I've created beings truly unloved by God. This whole thing feels like being just a bit too high and kinda being able to comprehend what's going on but not really grasping it. Frankly I think I prefer it that way. I doubt that I will totally understand the inner mechanics of this esoteric experience, but that's okay. I don't need to. Horse go brrr. Well, I think they're horses. Starting to get hard to tell. That's probably fine.
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Languages: English
Hours played at review time, across 380 reviews with recorded playtime.
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太神了,好玩推荐。没有中文翻译影响不大,英语初中水平也看得懂。
制作者是个人物
Watched 2 npc horses race for so long that the music stopped. 10/10
Should you THINK of buying Horsey Game? NEIGH SHOULD YOU BUY IT!?!?!? O F C - H O R S E
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The "about" section of this game and the video trailer don't accurately showcase just how much content it has. After some time playing, getting money for Sweetie's medicine becomes secondary, and you turn into a mad scientist puppeting the island and its unfortunate residents however you like. This is basically a God simulator. De Horsey island is populated with many extant and extinct creatures (all conveniently called horses) and you can do basically anything you can think of with them. You can use the CRISPR lab for cloning and gene editing, breed ANY animals at your ranch, extract the DNA of fossils and bring entire species back from the dead, mutate animals and people with the plutonium from the power plant (which is powered by a massive hamster wheel, by the way), turn animals and people into glue for easy cash, fish in any body of water, terraform, give Sweetie your trophies who might or might not bring them to a pawn shop, bet ridiculous amounts of money on horse races, turn cars and apple trees sentient, dig up briefcases full of money, buy a bunch of beer and get anyone or anything drunk, help a zoologist with researching the "horse" population, melt any creature into a DNA-filled bucket and put the resulting slurry onto a floppy disk, sign your creatures into the circus or turn them into a sumo wrestler... You can even kill literally every living being on De Horsey, or simply replace the NPCs with "horses" that you cursed with intelligence and speech. And I didn't even go to deeply into the gene editing part! Please don't let the simple, geometric-style graphics fool you, the content in this game wouldn't be possible with anything more realistic. (It's also pretty charming, in my opinion). Doing quests for the NPCs and winning championship races will give you useful upgrades that make the game ridiculously easy and fun. You can also dig up accessories (hats, ties, shoes) and give them to NPCs or "horses", who will wear them. There are hidden/secret tracks that can come up randomly (there is a rock on the track, the lines aren't drawn straight, the race track is extra long, random NPCs will become jockeys, etc) and make the races more interesting. The soundtrack and sound effects are also very charming, with every building having its own music and every character having an unique "speaking" sound. I thought the price was a bit much at first (and I waited for a sale) because I didn't understand just how much there is to this game. The developer is actively updating it and trying to patch the bugs, many players are working on mods, graphics, or help websites for the community to use, the discussions on the store page are interesting, some of the screenshots uploaded are mind-boggling, and there are challenge runs made by YouTubers for anyone to try or watch. You don't even have to be a total maniac to play this, you can just gamble on increasingly stranger-looking horses until you accumulate the $62375 for the cure... but it does help if you're at least a little bit of a maniac. I would like many players to experience Horsey Game. There's really nothing else like it.
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