Hitman: Codename 47

He sufrido incontables migrañas con este juego pero le daré una buena reseña porque no quiero aparecer como objetivo en la próxima entrega.

I love hitman games but this game is a walking diarrhea. one thing is a stealth game but this is a game where you can't let a damn fart out without having the guards blasting you like a its a PHUB studio and you're BonBlue. if I had to tell you the amount of times this game has wronged me in the most Bullcrap ways you'd pay for my therapy in pity. To explain to you the amount of crippling depression this game gives me ill put it to you this way, I WOULD RATHER SLAM MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PINKIE TOE AGAINST THE CORNER OF A METAL DOOR FRAME AS HARD AS I HUMANLY POSIBBLY CAN EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF MY ENTIRE LIFE THAN PLAY THIS STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME!!! I WOULD RATHER GET BACKSHOTS FROM A HUNCH BACK GORILLA FOR 100,000 HOURS EVERYDAY UNTIL GORILAS GET THE RIGHT TO DRIVE THAN REPLAY THOSE BULLCRAP MISSIONS!!! I WOULD RATHER REENACT THE 1 MAN 1 JAR VIDEO THAN TORTURE MYSELF TO THIS MASTERPIECE OF DOG CACA!!! IF I WAS A SPY AND WAS FORCED TO PLAY THIS GAME I WOULD'VE CONFESSED TO EVERYTHING TO STOP PLAYING IT!!! you have missions like The Lee Hong Assassination, Say Hello to My Little Friend and now I'm stuck on Plutonium Runs Loose. THESE 3 MISSIONS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE AS IF I HAVE A BRAIN HAEMORRHAGE, THEY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M AN ELDERLY MAN WHO COD ZOMBIES DOLPHIN DIVED DOWN THE STAIRS TO GET PHD FLOPPER. in other words...eh its an ok game with some of the worst AI I have ever had the displeasure to experience. I Highly recommend this game if you want to feel like playing Crossy road IRL during rush hour.

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I need to use the bathroom

For it being the first hitman game IO did an amazing job despite it's hate they managed to capture what it really means to be a hitman. I enjoyed playing through the game, it is difficult mainly because they don't exactly point you in any direction where to go. 9/10 I need to use the bathroom!!! ifykyk

I love hitman, but this is extremely janky. The missions would be good if the NPCS worked properly. 5/10

Very clunky and bad controls not worth playing. All the good missions are already playable in contracts anyway