Hippocampal: The White Sofa

I remember playing this game. Made me feel physically sick from disorientation.

Госпаде, ну и психодел :DDD Я прошел первый уровень. Искал какой то логический смысл (и на первых этапах он там немного присутствовал). Видно что локации похожи на метро, детскую площадку, школьный класс.. И всё из этих сетчатых блоков. На втором уровне начинается ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Но отголоски логики ( если поискать) еще присутствуют. Бросил игру я на 3 уровне. Это уже конченный ♥♥♥♥♥♥.... Просто нагромождение объектов. Не пойми что надо искать.... какие то вырыванные куски текстур.. вроде что то нашел, но не понятно что.... в общем на 3 уровне это просто адский ♥♥♥♥♥♥... который создавал сонный бомж. Но всё равно атмосферненько. И было прикольно искать в этом смысл :3

Tags: Adventure - WS - Walking Simulator Additional Tags: Delete Local Content & Remove from Library TLDR: Will make you physically sick, Buggy, Narratively meaningless, An absolute chore to play This is what would happen if a dev made a bad walking simulator then felt spiteful and added a bunch of irritation on top of his bad game to make sure that no enjoyment could ever be obtained out of his product. Can get stuck on invisible edges - be pulled or prevented from going in directions for no reason at some time and not at other times. Buggy - sometimes can enter invisible walls causing you to be stuck outside the areas you should be in. Bad controls - very minimal and bad sound design - a maze-like level design where walls are lateral and vertical metal bars that interconnect each other (as you see through the wall) making navigation a jumbled mess. Dev seemed to almost troll by having boxes go through walls but push you around for no reason delaying and hindering your exploration, creatures and scenery are heavily reused everywhere, must often go to one end of the map to unlock something in an area previously explored and the game gives no indication of that forcing you to re-explore entire levels multiple times to progress - Dev added many scenes where creatures and the few scenery elements present are also sideways on walls and ceilings, causing me genuine vertigo and motion sickness. Whenever progress is made the player is rewarded by depictions of astronaut with buckets on their head or cutscenes of seahorses up close with a comical ¨you fail¨ high pitched trumpet Narratively there is no text or dialogue, and the game converys very little other than a fairly perceptible disdain from the dev for the customers, with nonsensical fetch questing of meaningless objects though a trial and error method To top it all off this game made it on steam through a loophole of steam greenlight where the dev used the pass for a different title to smuggle this in, and apparently weaseled out of giving bundle keys to legitimate purchasers of his game. Another one of his game he patched retroactively so it would stop launching (vigil bitterness) and would instead open the steam store page for RIP trilogy instead...

Hippocampal: The White Sofa, Can be described in a very short sentence: What the f - u - c - k is this piece of gutter trash!? To be honest, I think this is the perfect woodstock simulator. Three days on acid with five joints and all other things forbidden by law and god. This game is just.. Not worth a place on Steam. Sorry, but some things are just not meant to happen. This.., is one of those things.

Strange, Short but fun!

This game is terrible, isn't fun and is poorly made.