Grandpa High on Retro

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waste of money and tıme

Grandpa High on Retro changed my life. Before this game I had no direction, no purpose, no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and absolutely no understanding of what the ♥♥♥♥ was going on. After finishing the game and every DLC currently available, I can confidently say that none of that has improved. What did improve is my understanding of Grandpa. I bought this game as a joke. That was my first mistake. My second mistake was getting invested. My third mistake was realizing several hours later that I was now fully invested in Grandpa lore that should not even exist. Every time I thought the game had reached peak stupidity, it somehow found a basement underneath the basement and kept digging. The story makes no sense. The decisions are questionable. The characters need professional help. Half the time I had no idea what was happening, and the other half I was questioning why the developers were legally allowed to put this ♥♥♥♥ in a video game. And yet somehow it works. It's less of a game and more of an event that happens to you. I downloaded this expecting to laugh for 20 minutes and probably refund it. Instead, I finished everything. The game. The DLCs. All of it. Now I'm sitting here genuinely annoyed that there's nothing left to play, waiting for more Grandpa content like some kind of addict. I don't know whether to recommend this game, report it, or thank the developers. All I know is that Grandpa has permanently altered my brain chemistry. 10/10. Waiting for the next DLC like Grandpa owes me money.

Absolutely ridiculous game, but super fun. And the DLC is free! Can't beat it. Looking forward to the release of the [spoiler]redacted[/spoiler] files.

Game has a funny premise and is fun to play. A few critiques though: -Way too many healthpacks, I have about 30 of them in my inventory by the time I finished the main story -I found only 3 scar-20 rounds the entire time, but found way too much pistol ammo -Assault rifle ammo is scarce in the beginning and kinda stays that way, not a whole lot but still more than the scar-20 ammo -most of the ammo issues lead me to mainly use the pistols -shotgun for some reason is basically useless in first person mode, and in 3rd person it's a little inconsistent -my grandson kept shooting me in the back of the head during the first section lol Great and fun game, but definitely needs a little work.

Gameplay sucks, 0 idea on how to balance a game.