
No revenue estimate for GOG — its rating/review counts don't calibrate to sales the way Steam's do. The Steam version is estimated at $29.8K — a different platform, not this one.
A retro mashup of a Galaga-style shoot-em-up and simple platforming action. Made in collaboration with Eisner-award-winning James Kochalka, based on his graphic novel series for kids. Do you have what it takes to rise to the top? Help Glorkian Warrior and his trusty Super Backpack fight against an endless onslaught of alien creatures. Be prepared for anything by collecting energy crackers and power up an awesome arsenal of double lasers, triple lasers, rockets, fireballs & tennis balls. Blast away the invaders as they attempt to hypnotize you with their mesmerizing attack patterns. You will have so much fun trying and dying, again and again.... Regardless of your performance, each play session will add to your progress and unlock new features to keep your fingers and fun zone fully engaged! Can you reach the rank of Glorkian General or will you forever stay a Soft-Boned Space Cadet? Features: Art & story by James Kochalka, First Cartoonist Laureate for the state of Vermont! Procedurally generated invader flight patterns and formations, with many landscapes to explore Endearing characters and all-ages humor Based on Kochalka's graphic novel “The Glorkian Warrior Delivers a Pizza" “It’s a ridiculously charming game that makes me smile every time I play it.” 5/5 – Cult Of Mac
Prices
The United States storefront in every case, so this compares stores and not countries.
Discounts
Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
For scale, across GOG · Trending · United States over the last 30 days: the 141 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 2 places away from #1, and the 6,557 moves with no price cut behind them went nowhere. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
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A retro mashup of a Galaga-style shoot-em-up and simple platforming action. Made in collaboration with Eisner-award-winning James Kochalka, based on his graphic novel series for kids.
Do you have what it takes to rise to the top?
Help Glorkian Warrior and his trusty Super Backpack fight against an endless onslaught of alien creatures. Be prepared for anything by collecting energy crackers and power up an awesome arsenal of double lasers, triple lasers, rockets, fireballs & tennis balls. Blast away the invaders as they attempt to hypnotize you with their mesmerizing attack patterns.
You will have so much fun trying and dying, again and again.... Regardless of your performance, each play session will add to your progress and unlock new features to keep your fingers and fun zone fully engaged! Can you reach the rank of Glorkian General or will you forever stay a Soft-Boned Space Cadet?
Features:
“It’s a ridiculously charming game that makes me smile every time I play it.”
5/5 – Cult Of Mac
Genres
Stats
How fast this game is gaining ratings — the activity signal available where a store publishes no sales or install numbers.
Measured from our own daily snapshots, not reported by the store. Deliberately not converted into sales: a one-tap rating's ratio to copies sold is unknown on this platform, and guessing it would be worse than leaving it out.
Sums Steam only; GOG publishes no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
GOGYou are here | $2.49−50% | 2ratings | 100% | — | not modelled |
| $4.99 | 373reviews | 90% | — | $29.8K |
Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
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