
General Horse and the Package of Doom is a space travel adventure with choice-based resource management, simple yet risky barter system, and full motion video sequences that feature awesome special effects and Oscar-worthy method acting.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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brilliant
Listen. I'm a professional game dev who has dabbled in FMV themself. I play a lot of retro FMV games on stream. I was delighted for there to be a modern one. This game is stupid, but in the best way. It's low budget, and obviously made by a group of friends swapping outfits and makeup. They make good use of environments. It's completely silly and nonsensical. It's shoddy. It's dumb. It's mediocre acting. The UI is atrocious (but perfectly in keeping with the inspiration). The chroma key is all over the place. It has way more sex scenes than any game could ever need. I love it. It's earnest and unapologetically just a bunch of people having a good ass time. I would 200% hang out with these people. It was not an insignificant amount of work that went into this. I really wonder what their pipeline looked like for the branching decision making and the narrative. This game fascinates me on an intellectual level, as one professional looking to another. I loved playing it on stream. It's completely a love letter to the genre, and it's everything it needed to be. It's cheesy and cheap, in all the best ways. The worst part is that the install is gigantic because its HD video files, and it's actually legitimately hard. JUST LET ME GET TO THE BUTT PLANET, DAMN YOU. WHAT IS IN THE PACKAGE? But there is a ton of content and replayability and you really want to see all of the options. Dumb, please make more.
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Hours played at review time, across 42 reviews with recorded playtime.
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the game has pretty tough challange of resource balance. twice captain horse starved and once risked by staying at planet because lack of fuel. the story is good as well. i liked the chamber of infinite pleasure.
Peak Cinema
Intentionally awful acting and weird humor. My limited playtime includes three runs and I'm pretty sure that I haven't seen everything. I died on the first two and succeeded on the third so making it through each time is not a given. Overall, a fun diversion.
Весело, хотя и коротковато. Всегда приятно видеть чистую комедию, в которой есть только приколы и ничего кроме приколов
The lore is deep and mysterious and the mechanics are varied and challenging. Also it has hats.
I really enjoyed it way more then i thought i would.
It was my BIRD DAY. I got a paté and a car candle with some random numbers. It was the worst BIRD DAY ever. I hated it and also the paté was made with cat. And I also don't know what's going on with that dead kangaroo. Bith.
This is so f***ng good. The trailer gives the vibes of what to expect: it's a "choose your own adventure" with deliberate poor acting, nonsense jokes, trivial dialogues, and a really unfortunate cat. If you don't like this low-budget, silly, dirty humour, stay away from it. Otherwise, it is pure gold. I never laughed so much playing a game.
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