FOR HONOR™

Have you ever wanted to know what it's like to have your blood pressure so high that a doctor would question your ability to still be alive? Have you ever thought about wanting to hate everyone in the entire world, so strung up on rage that you impersonate a bottle rocket the moment someone asks if you're okay? Would you want to be more emotional than a woman after being told "You're overreacting" to some utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that is actually disrespectful as ♥♥♥♥? Then my boy... I have the game for you. Play this game. Play the PvP. It's so unbalanced and niche and toxic and high cortisol that your heart health will be worse than your doctor tells you it would be if you ate 3 pounds of bacon a day everyday. Have you not wanted to hate the world, yourself, and life as a whole? Play bots. Play the story. PvE. Low cortisol. It's fun, until you release the bots at level 1 are too easy. How do you get more difficult bots? Well I'll tell you, sonny... You play the PvP. You'll tell yourself you won't do PvP. You will not, for a long time. But then, something will hit you after 1v4ing level 1 bots for months on end; You want a little more challenge. So you go to PvP. Just a couple games, you tell yourself. You'll do ten or so games to boost your MMR, that way you can fight level 2 bots in bot gamemodes. But you never get there. Because you got your ass whooped by monkeyspunkbarrel420 who used Shaolin and proceeded to send your ass through the wall, through the floor, off a ledge, parried every light attack, kicked you in the ♥♥♥♥ and then forcefed you ♥♥♥♥ like they have a feeder kink and then your MMR never raised. Then you'll realize... The level 1 bots are Kenough. You like whooping ass. You enjoy your executions. You keep playing bots. Your cortisol lowers. But then you think to yourself. You won't get another shaolin player in pvp to do that to you. And you're right, kinda. You'll meet a raider. And they'll teach you the meaning of hate with light attacks that don't even register on screen before they hit. 12/10 I have over 1000 hours on this game on console and I still play on PC. It's a toxic, abusive relationship. But bots are low cortisol, and my heart doesn't have palpations. For the Knights.

Cool game with a fun multiplayer combat system. Or at least it would be, if Ubisoft hadn't decided to intentionally pull support for Linux in 2026. The game ran fine, now it's blocked.

i would sooner cut my own stomach open and use my intestines as a fleshlight before i ever install this game again

TRASH FOR REMOVING LINUX

Best game I've ever hated. If you buy this game, you are signing up for the most toxic relationship of your life. There is nothing else like it on the market. The 3-directional combat system is unmatched. When you're in the zone, parrying light attacks, deflecting, and winning a 1v3 gank, it’s the biggest dopamine hit in gaming. The drip is incredible, and the executions feel heavy and brutal. But man, the lows are devastating. You will get light-spammed. You will get ran over by a four-stack of whatever broken hero Ubisoft buffed this month. You will watch your teammates stand on the opposite side of the map doing absolutely nothing while you get executed. The learning curve isn't a curve, it’s a brick wall, and the community is sweating through their shirts 24/7. 10/10 game, I hate it so much.

I don't see how anyone could ever possibly hate this game, it's a nice chill pvp sim. Definitely recommend grabbing it while you can

over 100 reps just to hate every second of it. This game is like a nasty ass smell that you kinda like so you keep coming back to it. I'd rather scrape my nuts across a football field covered in broken glass if it meant I never had the displeasure of learning what this game was.