Fat Prisoner Simulator 2

This game sucks even as a meme, straight garbage

peak gaming

Bestest game ever

Alright, Morty, listen up. I booted up this trash heap of a game called Fat Prisoner Simulator 2 on a whim — partly because the title sounded like someone slapped random nouns together in a fever dream, and partly because I ran out of McRibs again and needed a new coping mechanism before my withdrawal symptoms triggered another multiversal incident. Let me tell you something, Morty: this game is dumb. Spectacularly dumb. And I love it. So here’s the setup: you're a bloated slab of prison meat waddling through a chaotic riot where everyone's lost their damn minds. Prisoners are flying fists like dollar bills at a Vegas strip club, and the guards? Pfft. They’ve dipped harder than the McRib in a vat of tangy barbecue sauce. It’s just you, your fists, your fat, and ragdoll physics that make Goat Simulator look like a military training tool. The controls? Janky. The hitboxes? Questionable. The physics? Glorious. Ever wanted to clothesline a lunatic inmate in slow motion while your gelatinous gut flops like an undercooked McRib patty? This game’s got you covered, baby. Now let’s talk strategy — there is none. Just mash buttons, flail like you’re dancing to the sound of a thousand McRib sauce packets popping open, and try not to get shivved by a lunatic in a toilet-paper hat. Every punch you land is pure serotonin. Every missed blow? A reminder that life is fragile... like the seasonal availability of the McRib. Graphically, it looks like it was rendered on a TI-84 calculator dipped in bacon grease. But somehow, that adds to the charm. The sound design? Oh, it’s mostly just groaning, screaming, and the moist slap of meaty chaos. 10/10. Would I recommend this game? To the average sane person? No. To me? Absolutely. It’s a beautiful mess — like a McRib that fell under the couch and gained sentience. It doesn’t try to be smart. It doesn’t want your respect. It just wants to let fat dudes beat each other senseless in a jail with physics that barely obey gravity. And sometimes, Morty, that’s enough. Final Rating: 4 out of 5 McRibs Minus one because they wouldn’t let me smuggle barbecue sauce in my belly button. Cowards.

best game ever

lort

This has got to be the most rigged/unfair game of all current 3 games, once you get on the floor, half of your HP is gone and you can't get up unless they bug (AKA stop following and kicking you) or the other fat guys kick them away from you