Enigmoon

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Enigmoon is a charming metroidvania platformer with solid pixel art and genuinely satisfying puzzle moments, but it's held back by some frustrating design choices. The oxygen mechanic in particular feels punishing rather than tense — having to rush back to checkpoints mid-puzzle kills the exploratory flow that makes metroidvanias enjoyable. Controls can feel clunky, and the lack of any story or tutorial leaves you guessing what you're even supposed to be doing for long stretches. The game has been in Early Access for years with little sign of a full release, which makes it hard to recommend at full price. If you can grab it on sale and have patience for rough edges, there's a decent kernel of a game here — but most players will bounce off it before it wins them over.

1/10

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